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InternetPeon t1_je63zhu wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Firearms deaths involving preschool-aged children had increased at an alarmingly high rate in the United States in the past decade, but state laws may help curb shooting deaths among young children. by Wagamaga
Yeeeehaw! It’s the Wild West again lil’ pardner!
InternetPeon t1_jdxkkii wrote
Reply to comment by nooshaw in Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain" by ChocolateTsar
That’s just good marketing.
InternetPeon t1_jdx8nfo wrote
Reply to comment by nooshaw in Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain" by ChocolateTsar
Sure but even with cronies you expect them not to resort to supernatural explanations.
InternetPeon t1_jdvgb3l wrote
Reply to Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain" by ChocolateTsar
Maybe replace that guy with someone more competent.
InternetPeon t1_jdswri2 wrote
InternetPeon t1_jcwlvha wrote
Con men gonna con.
InternetPeon t1_jcr5b45 wrote
Reply to Bacteria in recalled eye drops linked to cases of vision loss, surgical removal of eyeballs by iamthyfucker
Wow - those artificial tears led to real tears.
InternetPeon t1_jbhbg7u wrote
Reply to City of Toronto puts up sign limiting barking at dog park, removes it following public scrutiny by nimobo
Yeah, the dogs can’t read the sign.
InternetPeon t1_jb86oms wrote
Reply to Ontario bakery says driver smashed into their storefront, then got nails done next door by icywings100
Sell that bitch a cake.
InternetPeon t1_jakg4p0 wrote
Reply to Man stabbed outside new police foot patrol office hours before grand opening by insane_contin
Sounds like they picked the right location to open an office.
InternetPeon t1_jahry9u wrote
Reply to comment by Arigato_MrRoboto in Replica ‘Dukes of Hazzard’ car involved in crash on the highway by AudibleNod
OOOOOOH! I'm in "Hot Pursuit!"
I'm gonna cuff ya an' stuff ya!
InternetPeon t1_jafbkzb wrote
Reply to Bereft of love: Japanese people have lost 'romantic ability' leading to low birth, marriage rates, says politician by Dark_Delusion
This is why we have the classical mating song Turning Japanese.
InternetPeon t1_jaf7ac7 wrote
Reply to Police warn people not to engage with a man dressed as the Cookie Monster due to his history of 'troublesome behavior' by MillisaIsCool
If Adam Sandler doesn’t make a movie about this I will be truly disappointed.
InternetPeon t1_jaewadu wrote
Reply to comment by ash_274 in Dutch cop monitoring “spy balloon” realizes it’s bird poo on his windshield by betraying_chino
Can confirm - the planet Venus is now a smoking ruin on the side of the highway.
InternetPeon t1_jadd9is wrote
Reply to Dutch cop monitoring “spy balloon” realizes it’s bird poo on his windshield by betraying_chino
I wonder how many UFO sightings are just bird poop on the windshield of your car or aircraft?
InternetPeon t1_jab6t2k wrote
Reply to comment by Spazmanaut in New study claims soft drink makes men’s private parts BIGGER by xalxary2
! It did!
InternetPeon t1_jaarum8 wrote
Reply to U.S. Marshals Service suffers ‘major’ security breach that compromises sensitive information, senior law enforcement officials say by the_injog
Uh oh - are we talking about dickpics?
InternetPeon t1_ja82fji wrote
What about Diet Coke?
InternetPeon t1_ja1whq2 wrote
Reply to Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
Looks like Musk has got things all buttoned up on free speech boys.
InternetPeon t1_ja1wcmf wrote
Reply to Georgia woman drives SUV into Popeyes over missing biscuits, police say by do-you-know-the-way9
I know it says DRIVE THROUGH, but really they mean to drive around.
InternetPeon t1_ja1w4g8 wrote
Reply to Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
All loud noises should be responded to with gunfire.
InternetPeon t1_j9zjq5j wrote
Reply to comment by eagle4123 in Vegetable shortages in UK could be ‘tip of iceberg’, says farming union by Mighty_L_LORT
Lettuce all romaine calm.
InternetPeon t1_j9nbt8h wrote
How delightfully Dickensian.
InternetPeon t1_j9cxsnz wrote
Reply to World to face wars over food and water without climate action, EU green deal chief says by YoanB
Oooooh! I totally think were gonna be responsible here and all come together collaboratively, share sacrifice, and everyone's gonna' get through ok.
InternetPeon t1_jecrxsh wrote
Reply to NC senators propose eliminating participation trophies for youth sports by SpudB0y
Sure, this is worthy of government action and taxpayer dollars.
Way to dig into the big issues NC.