Submitted by tiltedpyramid t3_10yq5b7 in nottheonion
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Billysgruffgoat t1_j7yxs1l wrote
Won't somebody think of the children!
35Lcrowww t1_j7yxxyv wrote
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Uselessmedics t1_j7yzmmo wrote
Awww don't tell them that, that'll just encourage tuckshops to get rid of another great food item.
This bullshit is why we could never have hot jam donuts
Dannon35 t1_j7z00wv wrote
When ramen is outlawed, only outlaws will have ramen...
Cam_knows_you t1_j7z3pkq wrote
You can have my ramen when you pry it from my cold dead fingers!
Cam_knows_you t1_j7z3wkd wrote
BREAKING NEWS! Hot things can burn you and your children! Film at 11:00.
Arigato_MrRoboto t1_j7z409e wrote
If they ban instant ramen I might have to form a militia.
Dirtywizard2000 t1_j7zj6u8 wrote
I swear to all that is Holy if they end up making regulations against ramen noodles I'm walking in the woods and never coming back out
chernobyl169 t1_j7zymyu wrote
I think the bigger problem is that parents are forced to feed their kids instant noodles because food prices are out of control.
jordantask t1_j80ogab wrote
Well….
Severe burns can cause tissue necrosis….
Urgullibl t1_j80pydm wrote
Gotta afford those cigs somehow.
conitation t1_j814a3e wrote
How is this oniony at all?
GetlostMaps t1_j818kta wrote
Half the world eats them as a staple food frend
chernobyl169 t1_j81c1ql wrote
The article isn't about the world, it's about Chicago
GetlostMaps t1_j81foc5 wrote
And Chicago has no residents with Asian backgrounds. My mistake. Maybe because it's too cold or something.
Marvheemeyer85 t1_j81lhkc wrote
Become ungovernable! Boil water add noodles!
Crooked_Cock t1_j81lyq5 wrote
Who knew scorching hot food causes burns
Marvheemeyer85 t1_j7yx793 wrote
WE MUST BAN THIS [DANGEROUS FOOD ITEM] BEFORE MORE CHILDREN ARE HURT!!