Gotta watch out for that dihydrogen monoxide.

Headline : Chemicals used in fucking everything.

"Yeah, I think he died somewhere else."

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Produced by dick wolf.

I too plan on rolling myself up in a rug when I die.

>I can't tell if they're a troll or so far off the deep end that it's their personality at this point.

Considering the right wing is a cult of fascist bootlicking bigots, it's probably the latter.

>The democrat party the party of child molestation, drinking the blood of children, trafficking children, racism, corruption, spreading fake news cuz they don’t want anyone to know they’re the evil Nazi’s of today! The party of allowing men in women’s sports and not even knowing what the definition of a women is and that there’s only 2 genders. Not these mentally ill dumb fucks who think they can be whatever gender they want. So everything you said is false but go figure since you clearly are one of those brainwashed sheep. Also the democrat party the party of not giving a shit about the country you’re supposed to be in charge of. They’re owned by China. They’re hell bent on destroying our country all they want is a communist country where we the people have to rely on government handouts. Open your eyes and look at the destruction of our country in the last 2 years. All from failed bullshit whackass liberal policies. The list goes on and on but it all boils down to democrats today are fucking evil pieces of shit!!

Lmao bro. Is your head just empty? Or do you use the space for laundry?

2 days later : The train was hauling agent orange.

So, it's dead.

Those Duke boys are at it again.

Laquer head knows but one desire.

So what you're saying is don't use dead bodies like slot machines?

I'll wait around for some of that psychojet fot the extra damage and damage resistance.

If I smoke it, does it slow down time?

If they ban instant ramen I might have to form a militia.

I find this hilarious. Now I'm imagining a robot malfunctioning and going on a racist tirade or beating up people or something.

Is he gonna shit out the pepper in front of everyone too?

That memaw's cooking was ass.

Aw man, do they have the cool cyberpunk shit?

>I don’t know if you know—vampires are cool people, are they not? But I’m going to tell you something I found out. A werewolf can kill a vampire. Do you know that? So I didn’t want to be a vampire anymore. I wanted to be a werewolf.

Finally, some coherent policy.

Well that's something.

Shit man, welcome to the US way of things.

That's pretty cool. Literal old school.

I almost had that bastard, but made a couple wrong turns and fucked it all up.

From what, T-Rex attacks?

It's a great play.