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Meanderingversion t1_jabfzzg wrote

Reply to comment by moeriscus in Woman accused of running over her partner with a car because he ate one of her chips by Spratty75849

No, it fucking doesn't and hear me out, please...

Chips are referenced as flakes that fall off of something and infuriates everyone involved.

Fries are potatoes that are cut the fuck up in long, finger sized pieces, hopefully blanched and patted dry, before being fried to a deliciously awesome golden brown then salted until the doctors regret longing a less robust patient portfolio.

Chips are cut tf up in whatever way an unsettled person would chop a potato up with no supervision and recklessly dropped into lava oil with zero capacity to care, or want, that everyone around them survives.

My favorite recipes revolve around whatever the fuck I want to do with a potato before I get nice, then pepper, salt, olive oil and herb TF outta them before they're tossed into the oven, turned and made sure all sides are facefucktastic before letting them rest long enough to vaguely forget the previous torture they've been through, but subtly never let the horrors vanish from their souls.

Then, Bon Appétit.

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[deleted] t1_jabq7hu wrote

My local chippy (for hot chips) makes their own from hand cut potatoes. So that's chipped hot chips. :) 😀

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moeriscus t1_jabh5f1 wrote

No need to convince me, good sir. I'm American. Take it up with the Commonwealth countries :-)

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Meanderingversion t1_jabhbw1 wrote

I've never been so passionate about an irrelevant topic at 12am in my life.

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Dependent_Yesterday9 t1_jabhuz4 wrote

I read this and heard 🎶And I'll gladly stand up next to you, And defend her still today🎶

I salute you my fellow American.

(This is slightly satirical but Id be lying if I didnt say it was also slightly true)

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