Meanderingversion
Meanderingversion t1_je3wh0x wrote
Reply to comment by guy30000 in Residents flog landlord publicly after being caught in bed with tenant’s second wife by nimobo
A bush is a bush
Meanderingversion t1_jdwp3nl wrote
Reply to comment by Jamie___May in Residents flog landlord publicly after being caught in bed with tenant’s second wife by nimobo
Same. Lol
Meanderingversion t1_jdwh52r wrote
Reply to comment by Jamie___May in Residents flog landlord publicly after being caught in bed with tenant’s second wife by nimobo
The meters confounded you? Not the bush?
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Reply to Defrocked Catholic priest accused of molesting a boy still runs charity for kids by kangarooturd
Surprising no one.
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Reply to comment by Scrubbing_Bubbles_ in SunnyD Vodka Seltzer: A childhood favorite grows up by Mosanso
Ecto-boozeler
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Reply to Goldmember Beyonce by FracturedNomad
Ah, the before Beyonce.....
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Reply to comment by moeriscus in Woman accused of running over her partner with a car because he ate one of her chips by Spratty75849
I've never been so passionate about an irrelevant topic at 12am in my life.
Meanderingversion t1_jabfzzg wrote
Reply to comment by moeriscus in Woman accused of running over her partner with a car because he ate one of her chips by Spratty75849
No, it fucking doesn't and hear me out, please...
Chips are referenced as flakes that fall off of something and infuriates everyone involved.
Fries are potatoes that are cut the fuck up in long, finger sized pieces, hopefully blanched and patted dry, before being fried to a deliciously awesome golden brown then salted until the doctors regret longing a less robust patient portfolio.
Chips are cut tf up in whatever way an unsettled person would chop a potato up with no supervision and recklessly dropped into lava oil with zero capacity to care, or want, that everyone around them survives.
My favorite recipes revolve around whatever the fuck I want to do with a potato before I get nice, then pepper, salt, olive oil and herb TF outta them before they're tossed into the oven, turned and made sure all sides are facefucktastic before letting them rest long enough to vaguely forget the previous torture they've been through, but subtly never let the horrors vanish from their souls.
Then, Bon Appétit.
Meanderingversion t1_jabce5d wrote
Reply to comment by AndyB1976 in Prosecutors: Sweet potato links suspect to cold case murder by hop_mantis
Well, in that case, let's make a flag for you and......ANDY!!! NO NUTTIN ON THE FLAG, FFS!
Meanderingversion t1_jabbq6d wrote
Who gets nut on a sweet potato? Or any potato for that matter?
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Reply to McDonald's Croydon installs knife arch but diners won't be forced to use it by Prestonn2705
I've never been so confused by so very few words.
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Reply to comment by Dirt_E_Harry in Chemical pollution could be increasing average penis length, scientists warn by jedikraken
Unfortunately, trying to self-suck gives no extra gains
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Reply to comment by anythreewords in Chemical pollution could be increasing average penis length, scientists warn by jedikraken
Solve it? That's my new girlfriend you're talking about!!!
Meanderingversion t1_j94m12x wrote
His name was Robert Paulson
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Reply to comment by buddycheesus in Indiana Senate passes bill to legalize throwing stars by Phlegmbrandt
Definitely not both, simultaneously. That's how we lost the Lawn Dart Wars.
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Reply to Diving with a shark by chemistrynerd1994
ITT: Did anyone else not poop their pants either!! Yay! Total win!!!! I'll...BRB.
Meanderingversion t1_j6b86mv wrote
Arrested inside the jail.....
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Reply to comment by HarryHacker42 in Florida Republican sends welcome grenades to fellow Congress members by cozzimo
You are....HIV....Aladeen.
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Reply to comment by iamsoupcansam in The guy who makes comic book movies says that people will never get sick of comic book movies by _hiddenscout
While I wish he could, he deserves to rest in the living world while he has the chance to.
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Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in Trees drink too much water in Utah by arupra
I can wait sooo good
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Reply to comment by Shenanigamii in Trees drink too much water in Utah by arupra
BRAWNDO
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Reply to comment by spoonybard326 in Neighbors say store uses loud opera music to push away homeless by jab116
Baby Shark
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Reply to comment by MrMojorisin521 in South Korea lifts ban on imported sex dolls by icantbenormal
De trk owl blaargs!
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Reply to comment by ThirdSunRising in Police call handlers used fake system for eight years by rainbowarriorhere
Yuuuup. I had to avert my eyes for a second to make sure I was reading that correctly.