Someone already posted it

https://reddit.com/comments/126k1fn

Ok..everyone pair off with a partner....oh wait.

What happened to over population? Remember all the billions and how earth is dying?

"Guys, please keep producing fresh meat for the grinder; we really need it. Please bear children.

"Not until you begin to seriously consider the future and acknowledge that you have the ability to improve it but deliberately decide not to do so,"

The best I can do is give you a week off and limit your ability to control your body.

The Chinese cancelled all that didn't you hear?

They lifted that a few years ago when they realized how fucking dumb it was to have a preference on primarily male children in a one child house hold. The logic was that the guy gives his name to the woman and he is the inheritor of the family’s wealth, possessions, etc.

Now they are looking around and realizing that, for lack of a better term a sausage party in China and the country is full of the elderly and primarily men and not enough children.

Yes, perhaps avoid forcing people to work 12-hour days six days per week.

They must smell war and know they'll need some extra people.

The problem is even worse because of the one child policy longevity. Most family’s in China still have one child and treat it as the proper norm. 20 years of brainwashing has fucked over the entire population of China for the next century.

China is a sausage fest.

Another article that misquotes people who want to make a scene. more striking than

Nine Chinese vocational colleges are currently on spring break for one week.

Turns out saving the Earth is bad for the economy in the short term which is all that matters apparently.

Not falling in love within 7 days?

Minus 100 social credits!

Nothing ever bad happens to countries with an excess of male incels. Never. /s

Also the one child and strong preference toward boys led to far more boys than girls limiting the number of potential couples.

Overpopulation is mostly a developing nation phenomenon. Developed nations have below replacement birth rates.

But lucky them! There's loads of newly single Russian women!

And even then in the developing world the birth rate has been declining. Mexico's birth rate today is the same as the US birth rate in the late 2000s.

A whole week!?

So many cultures assume they must preserve their current state.

China has housing, food, traffic, pollution, water, infrastructure, disease, governance and lawlessness problems… all of which trace to population too high.

u/zhumao ayo, what’s up? can you elaborate?

I know you joke. But russia is so nationalistic russian women will not be interested in chinese bachelors. Anything south (east?) of a wealthy arab is a no-no

"You will fall in love, or else"

2025: Chinese Colleges are giving 1 to fall in love or lose social credit

If they fail to fall in love, do they get turned into animals of their own choosing?

Sounds like Sprig Break without the vomit! /s

Chinese colleges fully fail to understand love, if they think giving people just 7 days to get into it is wise. 7 days a month would work, but not 7 total.