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goliathfasa t1_jeg7x3q wrote
Reply to Portland man laughed ‘maniacally’ while chasing pedestrian in stolen $80k forklift, police say by Jorgyjorg32
Portland trying to top Florida.
You’ve still got a long way to go, grasshopper.
goliathfasa t1_jeflbi1 wrote
Reply to comment by Unholyvalor in Geoff Keighley is brutal lol by x2FrostFire
Bruh.
goliathfasa t1_jefitxw wrote
Reply to Chinese Colleges Are Giving Students A Week Off To 'Fall In Love' As The Country Struggles To Keep Its Birth Rate Up by Mynameis__--__
If they fail to fall in love, do they get turned into animals of their own choosing?
goliathfasa t1_jeb740f wrote
Reply to A young Neil Degrasse Tyson. Captain of his highschools wrestling team. [1976] by Weegee_Spaghetti
He was a jock playing a nerd, disguised as another jock.
goliathfasa t1_jeal1rg wrote
Reply to comment by Kyrkby in Thousands of women join club to combat loneliness - BBC News by idreamofjiro
It’s all fun and games until Heather Swanson joins the fight club.
goliathfasa t1_je6iikf wrote
And the “I have no interest in superheroes but it’s the hot thing right now so I’ll pitch my unrelated idea as a superhero show” trend continues.
goliathfasa t1_jdua5wk wrote
Reply to comment by robrobrobro in From millionaires to Muslims, small subgroups of the population seem much larger to many Americans by jrdjared
When talking about representation, nobody cares about the background extras.
It’s about the min characters and recurring characters.
goliathfasa t1_jdg9lmu wrote
Reply to Turkey tacos [homemade] by Turtleramem
That dog has seen some shit.
Some delicious shit.
goliathfasa t1_jdbmlf4 wrote
I don’t see a Widowmaker Barbie.
goliathfasa t1_jciz32n wrote
Reply to comment by OdouO in Rare, Jurassic-Era Giant Insect Discovered at Arkansas Walmart by AkaGurGor
And my axe.
goliathfasa t1_jcbe001 wrote
Mom can we play at the Olympics.
No we have Olympics at home.
Olympics at home:
goliathfasa t1_jc9bx0m wrote
Reply to comment by Javasndphotoclicks in Middletown, RI affordable housing committee member can’t afford to live in hometown, resigns by ArmchairExperts
Alanis Morissette would be proud.
Wait no she wouldn’t.
goliathfasa t1_jc7mvhf wrote
Reply to I get knocked down, but I get up again by lnfinity
Why do we fall Bruce?
goliathfasa t1_jbn86ph wrote
Reply to TIL that actor Red Foxx was only 49 when he starred in Sandford & Son. He wore makeup to look older. by SaltyDogBill
I always thought Richard Dreyfus, who was in his mid 40s when he filmed Mr. Holland’s Opus, where he played a character from 30 to 60, looked 30 in real life and had to put on old makeup for the later parts of the film.
Turned out he put on a wig and younger makeup for the earlier parts of the film and had relatively minimal makeup playing a 60 year old.
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Reply to Consumers respond less positively to new products when their brand names use unconventional spellings of real words, like “Klear” instead of “Clear.” Findings showed that consumers saw these names as indicating the brand was less honest, down-to-earth and wholesome. by geoff199
“Y’all no bein’ no hippity hop brands with the names spelt all funny?”
goliathfasa t1_jasjmhj wrote
Reply to comment by savage_slurpie in Robot dogs are taking over the US military by diacewrb
Or as George Carlin called them: Nintendo pilots.
goliathfasa t1_jafic2j wrote
Reply to comment by InternetPeon in Police warn people not to engage with a man dressed as the Cookie Monster due to his history of 'troublesome behavior' by MillisaIsCool
Uncrumbled Cookies
goliathfasa t1_jaf0orm wrote
20 day suspension without pay and if necessary the team will further punish in the future.
They’re waiting to see if the public kicks up a bigger shitstorm or if they can just brush this under the rug.
goliathfasa t1_jabl4yt wrote
Reply to comment by balid-hair in This animal foot I found on my car by Slider-Gwen
Where’s the… I donno what animal?
goliathfasa t1_ja9s1qg wrote
Reply to comment by SuccessfulSuspect213 in TIL about Vesna Vulović, the Guinness world record holder for surviving the highest fall without a parachute: 10,160 m (33,330 ft; 6.31 mi) by Cannabisseur78
America’s Funniest Home Videos?
goliathfasa t1_ja9owaa wrote
How embarrassing…
goliathfasa t1_j9xg0vz wrote
Illegally detained… by the woman.
+20 years to sentence
goliathfasa t1_j9up7tw wrote
Aren’t men already banned from women’s toilets by default?
goliathfasa t1_jeg9i8q wrote
Reply to Martin Scorsese’s ‘Killers of the Flower Moon’ Will Have World Premiere at Cannes Film Festival by MarvelsGrantMan136
Naw man. Geoff gonna snatch that World Premiere up for TGA.