Submitted by msnmck t3_11l7beq in nottheonion
NappingYG t1_jbatsv8 wrote
I see Cocaine Bear is getting a sequel.
KrasnyRed5 t1_jbb7m96 wrote
Cocaine Cougar has a decent ring to it.
GetlostMaps t1_jbb9z60 wrote
I think I met her one night at a club.
TrickyWon t1_jbc7xjg wrote
Next time you see her can you tell my mom to come home? We’re hungry.
[deleted] t1_jbd5t2y wrote
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MSRegiGirl t1_jbfp454 wrote
No it wasn't me, I was no where near that club that night, you could never prove it in a court of law, I have an ironclad alibi.
DieselVoodoo t1_jbci9ek wrote
Met a few
Oswarez t1_jbdnw7u wrote
Meth a few you mean?
SelectiveSanity t1_jbbl6be wrote
Yes but our comedy horror sequel is still going to need a coked up African serval cat in it.
KrasnyRed5 t1_jbbq1wy wrote
This is Hollywood, we can replace the African Serval with a cougar, nobody will notice
SelectiveSanity t1_jbbtew8 wrote
What do you mean nobody will notice. One's a savage animal driven by its feral instincts who will eat your young alive if you let it who's going into heat do to a stimulant narcotic, and the other was the 'pet' of some probably Joe Exotic wannabe idiot.
KnowYourLover t1_jbdw56g wrote
Cocaugar
Gh0sts1ght t1_jbd2pfc wrote
Cocaine hippo based on Pablo Escobar needs to come out first
citizn_kabuto t1_jbd12mi wrote
Crack Kitty
DIWhy-not t1_jbcqfpq wrote
Cougs saw his chance and took his shot at stardom.
mrgoldnugget t1_jbcrvg1 wrote
This is just viral marketing for the movie.
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