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NappingYG t1_jbatsv8 wrote

I see Cocaine Bear is getting a sequel.

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KrasnyRed5 t1_jbb7m96 wrote

Cocaine Cougar has a decent ring to it.

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GetlostMaps t1_jbb9z60 wrote

I think I met her one night at a club.

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TrickyWon t1_jbc7xjg wrote

Next time you see her can you tell my mom to come home? We’re hungry.

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MSRegiGirl t1_jbfp454 wrote

No it wasn't me, I was no where near that club that night, you could never prove it in a court of law, I have an ironclad alibi.

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SelectiveSanity t1_jbbl6be wrote

Yes but our comedy horror sequel is still going to need a coked up African serval cat in it.

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KrasnyRed5 t1_jbbq1wy wrote

This is Hollywood, we can replace the African Serval with a cougar, nobody will notice

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SelectiveSanity t1_jbbtew8 wrote

What do you mean nobody will notice. One's a savage animal driven by its feral instincts who will eat your young alive if you let it who's going into heat do to a stimulant narcotic, and the other was the 'pet' of some probably Joe Exotic wannabe idiot.

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Gh0sts1ght t1_jbd2pfc wrote

Cocaine hippo based on Pablo Escobar needs to come out first

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DIWhy-not t1_jbcqfpq wrote

Cougs saw his chance and took his shot at stardom.

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