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NappingYG t1_jbatsv8 wrote

I see Cocaine Bear is getting a sequel.

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KrasnyRed5 t1_jbb7m96 wrote

Cocaine Cougar has a decent ring to it.

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GetlostMaps t1_jbb9z60 wrote

I think I met her one night at a club.

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TrickyWon t1_jbc7xjg wrote

Next time you see her can you tell my mom to come home? We’re hungry.

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MSRegiGirl t1_jbfp454 wrote

No it wasn't me, I was no where near that club that night, you could never prove it in a court of law, I have an ironclad alibi.

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SelectiveSanity t1_jbbl6be wrote

Yes but our comedy horror sequel is still going to need a coked up African serval cat in it.

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KrasnyRed5 t1_jbbq1wy wrote

This is Hollywood, we can replace the African Serval with a cougar, nobody will notice

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SelectiveSanity t1_jbbtew8 wrote

What do you mean nobody will notice. One's a savage animal driven by its feral instincts who will eat your young alive if you let it who's going into heat do to a stimulant narcotic, and the other was the 'pet' of some probably Joe Exotic wannabe idiot.

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Gh0sts1ght t1_jbd2pfc wrote

Cocaine hippo based on Pablo Escobar needs to come out first

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DIWhy-not t1_jbcqfpq wrote

Cougs saw his chance and took his shot at stardom.

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Dependent_Yesterday9 t1_jbau9xr wrote

Sequel pitches being feverishly written as we speak.

"Alright, how about this. Bear, grumpy, old," tired of this shit".Cat, skittish, excitable, stupid. Team up to take down cartel. Steal their supplies. Give to all animals in a zoo. Plot twist: Matt Damons zoo and he aint havin it."

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captain_chocolate t1_jbbwqxq wrote

Not funny that someone gave this cat drugs.
Servals are pets for many people, but they are not typical house cats and must be carefully watched. Owners have to know how to treat them and take care of them properly.
The people who owned this one are assholes.

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TranscendentPretzel t1_jbcki6q wrote

What is the point of owning a serval? I have 3 short-hair domestics. At no point have I ever wished they were bigger, wilder, less predictable, more aggressive, more likely to scratch/bite, fight, or send me or a houseguest to the ER. Is it just that they are rare and people feel cool owning them? Do they actually make good pets?

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M-C_Elroy t1_jbc5ufz wrote

Wtf is going on in Ohio!

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Faelwolf t1_jbcd9cw wrote

It's no coincidence that the majority of astronauts are from Ohio. It's so bad that they don't just want to leave the state, they want to leave the planet! :)

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JensenWench t1_jbc8rpi wrote

Ikr.. Ohio is just the northern Florida. 🤷‍♀️

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QuestionableAI t1_jbb5koe wrote

Now that would make a great follow up movie to Cocaine Bear

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Rosebunse t1_jbb61zm wrote

As funny as this is, the cat could have died or seriously hurt someone

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Henarth t1_jbb761q wrote

Cocaine is probably the least dangerous substance found in the Ohio wilderness currently

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blonderengel t1_jbd9hsz wrote

Contrary to law enforcement’s ”serval panic,” they don’t pose a serious threat to humans. Unlike cops ..

… who also posed a threat to the serval.

To wit: The serval suffered a broken leg during the capture.

Fortunately, “he got some good pain medications.”

Yeah, more drugs! 😆

“Taylor initially it was thought the cat was an F1 Savannah house cat. While similar in looks to the serval, the two are very different animals.”

Acktschually ( 😆), they aren’t.

Servals make up the other half of the breeding input in a breeding situation 😆 i.e. F1s are bred from a F1 female savannah and a male African serval.

Male servals weigh about 45 pounds at the very TOP end of the scale. Average weight is about 25 pounds. Medium sized dogs outweigh servals.

Average sized male F1s weigh about 23 pounds.

Also what sort of “cat expert” are they talking to?

One that says that says they got “lucky because this cat could’ve shredded us apart and killed us."

Well, I guess that’s one way to get into the Guiness Book because “there are no reports of servals killing an adult human.”

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acuet t1_jbc92i8 wrote

Okay, Who had “OHIO+Wild CAT+Cocaine” on their Bingo Card?

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jlmcdonald21 t1_jbctoc0 wrote

When regular ol’ catnip ain’t enough

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DemoEvolved t1_jbcdhxy wrote

Cocaine Cat! Now there’s a movie I’d pay to see

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MSRegiGirl t1_jbfouur wrote

Will you people quit wasting perfectly good cocaine on creatures that are naturally hyped up and ready to pounce at moments notice, they obviously don't need an extra edge like us humans do.

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tranding t1_jbc3wr4 wrote

This movie marketing is really getting out of control

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18114 t1_jbdgs47 wrote

Ohio has no wild cats.

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bouchert t1_jbe2ijd wrote

Poor thing, looks pretty out of sorts. Hope it can recover.

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Picolete t1_jbe7w5n wrote

New movie coming next year

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TellemTrav t1_jbeonxq wrote

Who is giving these animals cocaine???

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NikoKida t1_jbev6g9 wrote

Is Ohio just the new Florida now?

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JaxRhapsody t1_jbcfj5s wrote

First Indiana likes to copy us, now Ohio...

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