Submitted by nimobo t3_123rns8 in nottheonion
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Meanderingversion t1_jdwh52r wrote
The meters confounded you? Not the bush?
Jamie___May t1_jdwopjl wrote
No, been there done that.
Meanderingversion t1_jdwp3nl wrote
Same. Lol
guy30000 t1_je0thsb wrote
I've bones in the bushes a few times in my in my life. But never mere meters from home.
Meanderingversion t1_je3wh0x wrote
A bush is a bush
TryJenkems t1_jdxff19 wrote
Nothin more primal than pounding some bush meat
Shot-Spray5935 t1_jdziifx wrote
>The suspect inherited the deceased, identified as Milca
Looks like he wanted to take his newly acquired inheritance out for a spin
>a 37-year-old Kenyan man was arrested after a 48-year-old woman he inherited following the death of her husband, died while they were having sexual intercourse in the bush.
But unfortunately Milca proved not to be very durable.
>Milca died mysteriously and the suspect carried her body and partially buried it in the sand.
Amen
Crimbobimbobippitybo t1_jdvxk9m wrote
What a charming country that must be to live in.
phadrus56 t1_jdw387s wrote
That should keep him in line.
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Jamie___May t1_jdw3j13 wrote
“After chilling in town for some time, the couple hired a motorcycle and headed home to rest. However, after alighting at Got Rateng, a village a few metres from home, they could not control their libido until they got home, so they decided to hide in a nearby bush to have sex.”
A few … meters?