Jamie___May t1_jdw3j13 wrote on March 27, 2023 at 4:57 PM

“After chilling in town for some time, the couple hired a motorcycle and headed home to rest. However, after alighting at Got Rateng, a village a few metres from home, they could not control their libido until they got home, so they decided to hide in a nearby bush to have sex.”

A few … meters?

Meanderingversion t1_jdwh52r wrote on March 27, 2023 at 6:24 PM

The meters confounded you? Not the bush?

Jamie___May t1_jdwopjl wrote on March 27, 2023 at 7:11 PM

No, been there done that.

Meanderingversion t1_jdwp3nl wrote on March 27, 2023 at 7:14 PM

Same. Lol

guy30000 t1_je0thsb wrote on March 28, 2023 at 4:26 PM

I've bones in the bushes a few times in my in my life. But never mere meters from home.

Meanderingversion t1_je3wh0x wrote on March 29, 2023 at 5:58 AM

A bush is a bush

TryJenkems t1_jdxff19 wrote on March 27, 2023 at 10:05 PM

Nothin more primal than pounding some bush meat

Shot-Spray5935 t1_jdziifx wrote on March 28, 2023 at 10:06 AM

>The suspect inherited the deceased, identified as Milca

Looks like he wanted to take his newly acquired inheritance out for a spin

>a 37-year-old Kenyan man was arrested after a 48-year-old woman he inherited following the death of her husband, died while they were having sexual intercourse in the bush.

But unfortunately Milca proved not to be very durable.

>Milca died mysteriously and the suspect carried her body and partially buried it in the sand.

Amen