TobiasMasonPark t1_je6akw1 wrote
“Where are my dang glasses?” He asks, with all 60 pairs resting on his head.
Ahelex t1_je780j5 wrote
Is he married to the woman with 27 contact lenses stuck up her eyelid?
Knightartist86 t1_je7esli wrote
I still think of that when I put mine in.
chocolateboomslang t1_je7og6m wrote
It's good to have goals, but I think you may want to reconsider.
whipplemynipple t1_je8z1gc wrote
This comment just made me choke on my soup, thanks for reminding me about contact lady
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irn t1_je8zflk wrote
It’s weird to think about but my wife has accidentally put in at least two or three because she thought they had fallen out at night. Now that she’s near blind, she can tell the difference before feeling it.
TemporaryFondant5849 t1_jea9aft wrote
At least they're not behind the bed
chocolateboomslang t1_je7ocxh wrote
Digs through a drawer full if glasses trying to find them.
clem82 t1_je81wcl wrote
Checks out
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