Ahelex t1_je780j5 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 10:23 PM

Reply to comment by TobiasMasonPark in Dad Accidentally Orders 60 Pairs of Reading Glasses Because He Couldn’t Read A Website by MrILostTheGame

Is he married to the woman with 27 contact lenses stuck up her eyelid?

Knightartist86 t1_je7esli wrote on March 29, 2023 at 11:13 PM

I still think of that when I put mine in.

chocolateboomslang t1_je7og6m wrote on March 30, 2023 at 12:26 AM

It's good to have goals, but I think you may want to reconsider.

whipplemynipple t1_je8z1gc wrote on March 30, 2023 at 8:03 AM

This comment just made me choke on my soup, thanks for reminding me about contact lady

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irn t1_je8zflk wrote on March 30, 2023 at 8:09 AM

It’s weird to think about but my wife has accidentally put in at least two or three because she thought they had fallen out at night. Now that she’s near blind, she can tell the difference before feeling it.

TemporaryFondant5849 t1_jea9aft wrote on March 30, 2023 at 3:36 PM

At least they're not behind the bed