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Superbuddhapunk OP t1_iskq0y4 wrote

Reply to comment by Superbuddhapunk in Can Liz Truss outlast a lettuce, British tabloid asks in Twitter post by Superbuddhapunk

Lettuce update:

The lettuce had cheese biscuits, cheddar and pork scratchings for dinner, and just settled for the night with an eye mask, paracetamol and a tape of whale song.

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dog_eat_god t1_isl5o9t wrote

Strangely, this is more compelling than anything else going on in the world right now.

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Superbuddhapunk OP t1_ism1jdf wrote

Lettuce-cast update:

Lettuce acquired a teddy bear and put on a lofi groove soundtrack.

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dog_eat_god t1_ism1zm5 wrote

Keep the news flowing. This is like getting Santa updates on XMAS eve.

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jimicus t1_isnhx7q wrote

The Lettuce has sprouted a blond wig, a bottle of Irn Bru and a packet of caffeine tablets. It is clearly in it for the long haul.

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