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JIT77 t1_iuie9j9 wrote

Nah I'm good. All the stress and mental illness makes it feel like I am 6 feet deep and lifeless already. And I dont have to spend a cent

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oVeteranGray t1_iuifaw0 wrote

What? Come to my place I will bury you for 20 bucks and dig you out for 200.

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fucktrutin t1_iuil3ps wrote

Dang. And I just bought a house...

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Nuker-79 t1_iuip6od wrote

They pay me right? 😳

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Ds87878 t1_iuip8jz wrote

I’ll do it for 57,999. Lmk

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0rlan t1_iuis49u wrote

Wagner's new recruiting strategy in Russia?

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ZAGBoi t1_iuiuf95 wrote

"Although customers can pay the total amount for a real burial, the company also offers an online burial for €15,000, where there is 'appropriate music, candles' and clients write a will."

🤨🤨🤨

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gerd50501 t1_iuiuzij wrote

does it have to be for yourself or can it be a "gift" for someone you dont like.

just asking the important questions.

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TaliesinMerlin t1_iuivyfg wrote

"Company offers chance to be buried in debt for €58,000."

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NightFalconHTT t1_iuiwhe2 wrote

A.... chance? If I pay you to bury me alive, you better make damn sure I'm DEEP.

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UKnowDaTruth t1_iuixzwq wrote

Of course it’s Russia

OP’s username is the perfect response to this article

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danielv123 t1_iuiyeka wrote

You know, it doesn't help that its russian.

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ATLHawksfan t1_iuj01c5 wrote

My pulse is elevated just thinking about this

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ChinaShopBully t1_iuj01ya wrote

What do you want to bet they’ve done little to no research on how weight much it takes to cave in a cheap coffin buried six feet deep.

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Scrubland t1_iuj2vn5 wrote

What is skiing in Switzerland for 1000

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coarsing_batch t1_iuj4bwh wrote

I bet Buffy Summers would absolutely despise this company.

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sendokun t1_iuj51az wrote

Replying to oVeteranGray (#396,487)

Is the spring roll vegan? I also would much prefer if it is made with locally sourced organic produce by non-exploited food industry service workers. Can we make that happen?

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figgenhoffer t1_iuj5vfy wrote

I want to try this. I’ll bet it’s intensely unpleasant. Hooray

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TheDeadlySquid t1_iuj80dr wrote

Nope. And if it’s run by Russians then double nope.

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knifter t1_iujbkqt wrote

Sooo, this is what the mobilisation is called now? Putin, is that you?

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xxxinternetxxx t1_iujhh74 wrote

bro for a minute i thought they were paying me to get buried and was looking at flights

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RoamingDrunk t1_iuji550 wrote

Can we enter on someone else’s behalf?

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The1xide t1_iujn4rm wrote

Mushrooms are cheaper.

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cc69 t1_iujwa07 wrote

For this cost I would fly to Tibet, kill myself and let those vultures have fun.

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SilasX t1_iujxg34 wrote

Ripoff of The Sinner season 3.

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addpurplefeet t1_iuk6rwn wrote

For an additional 100k they will dig you up.

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cenzala t1_iuk97fa wrote

Probably money laundering scheme

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