Submitted by Core1989 t3_yjr1ud in nottheonion
Uncynical_Diogenes t1_iur2pzi wrote
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Do not forget his freakish, block-shaped torso.
Ribs like a fucking pet crate.
FriedScrapple t1_iur79aj wrote
Some people are saying his real mother was one of the enslaved trolls his father bewitched to run his diamond mine, who forced him to adopt Elon in order to escape a terrible curse. I’m not saying it’s true, I’m just saying that people are saying it.
_Apple_Warrior_ t1_iv0n1ro wrote
How is his torso relevant?
Uncynical_Diogenes t1_iv1in0f wrote
How is it not?
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