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Uncynical_Diogenes t1_iur2pzi wrote

Do not forget his freakish, block-shaped torso.

Ribs like a fucking pet crate.

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FriedScrapple t1_iur79aj wrote

Some people are saying his real mother was one of the enslaved trolls his father bewitched to run his diamond mine, who forced him to adopt Elon in order to escape a terrible curse. I’m not saying it’s true, I’m just saying that people are saying it.

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