Submitted by altacan t3_yjvmdo in nottheonion
PreviouslyOnBible t1_iuq5tfq wrote
Reply to comment by austinsoundguy in Jason Bourne isn’t a fictional CIA agent. He’s real, drunk and lives in Durham by altacan
Man, I read the whole thing so you don't have to.
Guy gets drunk. Police come. "I'm Jason Bourne." Drunk behavior: taking off clothes, falling over, etc. Gets arrested. Turns out his name isn't Jason Bourne.
Apart from some semi-clever snark, there is nothing of content in this article.
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