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TricksterWolf t1_iuq58hg wrote

and after reading this masterpiece, the little pop-up requests you donate money to them to support outstanding journalism like this article in these trying times

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austinsoundguy t1_iuq2yre wrote

The Guardian: technically not The Onion

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PreviouslyOnBible t1_iuq5tfq wrote

Man, I read the whole thing so you don't have to.

Guy gets drunk. Police come. "I'm Jason Bourne." Drunk behavior: taking off clothes, falling over, etc. Gets arrested. Turns out his name isn't Jason Bourne.

Apart from some semi-clever snark, there is nothing of content in this article.

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kingdazy t1_iuq60g2 wrote

So it's just an attempt at a humor piece, about a belligerent drunk who told the cops that he was Jason Borne, but get this, he actually wasn't.

Wow.

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BertzReynolds t1_iuq9760 wrote

This is trash.

Or rubbish if you prefer.

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chrisinsocalif t1_iuq83mc wrote

He is Yason Bourne Identity. Saw him on Jimmy Kimmel.

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UghKakis t1_iuq8tiq wrote

Jesus Christ it’s Jason Borne

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