Submitted by BarknSpider t3_yk9cxi in nottheonion
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Mater_Sandwich t1_ius11bh wrote
Dog bites man is not news. Man bites dog however...
odraencoded t1_ius33ox wrote
The really crazy thing is that this gibberish is the name of a place.
TheGreyWolfCat t1_ius3vsa wrote
Cobra : 2833
Kids : 1
theagitatedapricot t1_ius4s1q wrote
That poor baby 😰
likeasirjohn t1_ius56hi wrote
That kid needs to brush their damn teeth.
knight-errant52 t1_ius5acs wrote
I assume you've never heard of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
odraencoded t1_ius6tp5 wrote
wtf.
People who live there can just use their village name as password.
soldforaspaceship t1_iuscz51 wrote
Almost like the place name isn't English. Crazy. Clearly shouldn't be allowed.
Interesting_Cup8621 t1_iush2i8 wrote
That's what the cobra gets for charming this kid with a flute!
tubbis9001 t1_iusitrk wrote
"anti snake venom" had me laughing real good
JOATMon76 t1_iusjf2b wrote
came here to say 👆
God_of_Hyrule t1_iuspd05 wrote
Kid really played an UNO reverse card on the cobra.
Brewing_Tea t1_iusx0z7 wrote
Comeback! Woo!
Brewing_Tea t1_iusx6v9 wrote
I know how to pronounce this, thanks to that song!
knight-errant52 t1_iusxh35 wrote
There's a song?? Do you have a link to it?
ScoobyDerp t1_iusyu2z wrote
Way to turn the tables, kid!
Random-Rambling t1_iut24f9 wrote
Was the exclamation point at the end necessary?
Doodle_Brush t1_iut276c wrote
"You merely adopted the biting reflex. I was born with it. Moulded by it..."
imanAholebutimfunny t1_iut280k wrote
guess what color the water is over there
BarknSpider OP t1_iut2jex wrote
knight-errant52 t1_iutao9z wrote
Thank you so much. This made my day.
thedudeabides811 t1_iutfujw wrote
When charming the cobra falters you fight fangs with fangs
DeaDGoDXIV t1_iutyfo2 wrote
"Welsh isn't a language, at best it's sonar."
Either Jasper Carrot or John Oliver, can't remember which British comedian said that
Dank_e_donkey t1_iuv3kye wrote
It's simple really,
Chhatis : means 36, chhah is 6, tees is 30
Garh : Fort
The place with 36 forts. It's like most.places are named around the world.
aishik-10x t1_iuv7b30 wrote
/r/NotThePyaaz
jamcdonald120 t1_iuvcvbq wrote
Its a shame the page doesnt load due to some redirection thing
BernItToAsh t1_iuvn452 wrote
This is not surprising. Children are much larger than cobras.
anevilsnail22 t1_iuvtmkf wrote
Kid looks way older than 8 to me.
big_juice01 t1_iuvxpgh wrote
Cool
big_juice01 t1_iuvxs28 wrote
The same color as the water in Jackson ?
Hazzamo t1_iuvyemu wrote
When he moves out, he’s gonna say to his dad “You’re the man of the house now”
KoolNomad t1_iv07o1h wrote
First quote that came to my mind lol
TricksterWolf t1_iuryldz wrote
G.I. Joe needs to hire this kid.