Submitted by insideoutcognito t3_ymnzdq in nottheonion
-maffu- t1_iv55s9i wrote
I got robbed by her five times last week.
Flux83 t1_iv5jokm wrote
You must be running out of wallets, just head over to costco and buy in bulk.
rainbow_bro_bot t1_iv5zy2i wrote
Buy a cheap $5 wallet and put $1 in it.
Each time you get robbed you are basically paying $6 to suck on her tits. If she has nice tits it's a good deal.
Mr-Korv t1_iv66ptx wrote
Plus free drugs
-maffu- t1_iv5texa wrote
Top tip. (if you'll excuse the pun)
digitaldigdug t1_iv66mhm wrote
Better idea, leave your real wallet in your car and get a wallet loaded with fake cards and some monopoly $ before hitting her up
Flux83 t1_iv66rac wrote
You think she is going to check your wallet before knocking you out?
digitaldigdug t1_iv69e15 wrote
If she grabs your wallet and runs she won't know until it's too late. If the robbing happens just outside the bar she has to move quickly before she gets noticed.
Menown t1_iv6qug3 wrote
Yeah but if anybody asks, those aren't my wallets.
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