Submitted by Dr___Krieger t3_yx1aw3 in nottheonion
TommyTuttle t1_iwn7yqj wrote
Caught? It’s not illegal now is it? I don’t see that anywhere in the list of prohibited items
DeeplyTroubledSmurf t1_iwnvh4d wrote
Sex toys in general are illegal in the UAE, so she's more being warned not to step out of the airport until the situation is legal or she'll be arrested.
In this case she'd need to disclose human remains, x-ray the butt-plug which is now declared an urn, and she can carry it with her.
aversethule t1_iwnxf6s wrote
nagi603 t1_iwqciqq wrote
> which is now declared an urn, and she can carry it with her.
Are there any restrictions as to where / how she can carry them? :D
DeeplyTroubledSmurf t1_iwr0jbh wrote
In the UAE, you have to wear urns dangling around your neck and people need to kiss it as a sign of mourning before speaking to you.
I made that one up, because I think the real answer is just "as long as it's not in an orifice acting as a sex toy".
Raichu7 t1_iwnn2m3 wrote
You sure buttplugs aren’t illegal in the UAE? They have a lot of weird and shitty laws.
ericfromct t1_iwoeu4u wrote
But nothing against the Dubai Portapotty
pugapooh t1_iwoj8md wrote
Do I want to look up what that is?
ericfromct t1_iwpjaf9 wrote
No
ImJustAConsultant t1_iwp6lz3 wrote
Laws against butt plugs are by definition shitty laws so that tracks
Megacole1 t1_iws35rb wrote
Its not a but plug. Its an urn.
IngotSilverS550 t1_iwtr17x wrote
Are soup kitchens legal?
unweariedslooth t1_iwnhbao wrote
It's not newsworthy.
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