Submitted by Aggravating_Pie7747 t3_z0f07z in nottheonion
SevroAuShitTalker t1_ix58nly wrote
Who honestly wants to live on the moon? It would be like a bigger submarine
GetlostMaps t1_ix5if0m wrote
Some people, inexplicably, like cruise ships. I'm sure they can find someone who wants to live in a tin can in the dark.
Ray_Pingeau t1_ix5xvmn wrote
A tin can in the dark wouldn’t alter my life that much
GetlostMaps t1_ix613uq wrote
Who told you you could leave the basement, Ray?
Ray_Pingeau t1_ix61gzw wrote
The bucket was full
GetlostMaps t1_ix6uf98 wrote
Just empty it into the drinking bucket and start over.
ActivityEquivalent69 t1_ix68761 wrote
I would be okay with it, but I lack any other qualifications for space travel.
GetlostMaps t1_ix6u061 wrote
All you really need to do is to fit in the cannon.
SevroAuShitTalker t1_ix5v8d3 wrote
At least on a cruise you can go outside and enjoy the air and sun
GetlostMaps t1_ix616km wrote
They got sun on the moon. Air, not so much.
SevroAuShitTalker t1_ix61uae wrote
Yeah, but the sun you get on the moon isn't enjoyable, just gonna help you get cancer faster
YuanBaoTW t1_ix6ekca wrote
You'll come to see that as a feature, not a bug once you realize that living on the moon isn't all it's cracked up to be.
GetlostMaps t1_ix6uc56 wrote
I live in Australia. We already have the highest skin cancer rates in the world.
Sure, some of that is because the weather is too good.
Or it could be all the moon rock in my back yard.
max122345677 t1_ix7afa4 wrote
More because of the hole in the ozon layer over Australia.
GetlostMaps t1_ix7bb78 wrote
Definitely the moon rocks.
Also we wear short sleeves 10 months year, or 12 months any further north than half way.
weirdlybeardy t1_ix7j51g wrote
Hahaha so true.
GoColombia t1_ix5uyry wrote
Totally agree. “Hey want to live on a pile of rocks w/ no oxygen?…Its super far from everything btw.” Nope
17racecar71 t1_ix7apav wrote
Never have to sit in rush hour traffic again. And you’ll never be attacked by a bear
WobblyBlade t1_ix9p3j1 wrote
But how's the latency?
saraphilipp t1_ix6nocj wrote
I just got done telling my roommate, fuck yeah, lets go!
JapanKaren t1_ix71wb9 wrote
Prisons
max122345677 t1_ix7acsc wrote
Still better than living in the ISS and people want to go there too.
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