saraphilipp
saraphilipp t1_jb06e40 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Pa. lawmaker accused of sexual harassment says he won’t resign, will seek treatment for ‘illness’ by Responsible_Meet_528
What's licking his butthole gonna do?
saraphilipp t1_j84x052 wrote
Reply to comment by colbat45 in Missouri votes against banning children from carrying guns in public by VidE27
Don't forget Arkansas.
saraphilipp t1_j4kxi8v wrote
Reply to comment by Meanderingversion in Neighbors say store uses loud opera music to push away homeless by jab116
Low volume on repeat.
saraphilipp t1_j49l94w wrote
In the 90s I got caught with a half gram of weed. The court made me go to an 8hr drug education course. I came out of there with better connections than I ever dreamed of. Started my own pot distribution service because of that.
saraphilipp t1_j1gqo02 wrote
For the last 20 years there's been on guy near me. Now we have 3.
Shitters full.
saraphilipp t1_iyeozdj wrote
Reply to comment by acillies45 in China to punish internet users for 'liking' posts in crackdown after zero-Covid protests by graveaffairsod
If you've ever typed fuck china online or mentioned tiananmen square, they will know and arrest you upon arrival. I won't be going either.
saraphilipp t1_iyei8ph wrote
Reply to comment by Important_Leather_84 in The EU is looking at seizing $330 billion in frozen Russian assets and investing them — with any profits going to Ukraine by KeenlyFirst
Russia gonna have to give up it's nukes if it wants help from the rest of the world once this is over.
saraphilipp t1_iyeetmk wrote
Reply to comment by its_crayg_not_creg in Somebody thought this was a good design for a stamp. by Cullomptingalong
Currency for letters.
saraphilipp t1_iybki1c wrote
Reply to comment by pvfjr in Local Burger King has fake "raw plywood edges" on their tables by pvfjr
I think you don't know what the fuck veneer is.
saraphilipp t1_iybjyfk wrote
Reply to comment by pvfjr in Local Burger King has fake "raw plywood edges" on their tables by pvfjr
There's literally a piece of verneer on top of that particle board.
saraphilipp t1_iy9zuws wrote
Reply to comment by karmasalwayswatching in Local Burger King has fake "raw plywood edges" on their tables by pvfjr
We had veneer covered tables in the 70s at our house. All affordable tables are this way.
saraphilipp t1_iy8pul6 wrote
While simultaneously collecting every bit of information about you to sell for profit. Including spamming you with misinformation.
saraphilipp t1_iy8nw10 wrote
Reply to comment by RetroMetroShow in TIL Joey Ramone suffered from schizophrenia by DudeThatsAGG
I wanna be masturbated.
saraphilipp t1_iy5virn wrote
Reply to Embrace what may be the most important green technology ever. It could save us all by stepsinstereo
The cocaine producing tobacco plant?
saraphilipp t1_ixy6iy5 wrote
Reply to comment by NewDad907 in Scientists Have Found a Way To Manipulate Digital Data Stored in DNA by Sorin61
Sadly i only have the obd 1 port.
saraphilipp t1_ixy6fmh wrote
Finally get that song thats stuck in my head out.
saraphilipp t1_ixlqtu8 wrote
Reply to Giving ambulances, fire trucks priority at traffic lights could cut their travel times, Winnipeg study says by Mutte_Haede
We did that in st louis. Two fire trucks ran into each other and rolled.
saraphilipp t1_ix6tow8 wrote
Reply to comment by 23runsofaraway in TIL: Morgan Freeman has suffered with paralysis in his left hand since he was left seriously injured in 2008 after his car flipped multiple times by JohnOfA
The car knew.
saraphilipp t1_ix6nocj wrote
Reply to comment by SevroAuShitTalker in Humans could be living on the moon in the next 10 years, Nasa says by Aggravating_Pie7747
I just got done telling my roommate, fuck yeah, lets go!
saraphilipp t1_iwyfnx0 wrote
Reply to comment by LittleShrub in Chris Jericho: "I literally want to go in front of the IOC, the International Olympic Community, and pitch pro wrestling as an Olympic sport. Gymnastics, pairs gymnastics, figure skating, pairs figure skating, what is that? It's two people working together to put on the best performance possible." by SgtThund3r
Wrastling!
saraphilipp t1_iwxbmvh wrote
When the cheeto package explicitly says not for individual resale.
saraphilipp t1_iv6hcfl wrote
Reply to Researchers designed a transparent window coating that could lower the temperature inside buildings, without expending a single watt of energy. This cooler may lead to an annual energy saving of up to 86.3 MJ/m² or 24 kWh/m² in hot climates by mossadnik
Interesting. I've got ceramic tint on my front windshield that keeps the heat out. Why's this different?
saraphilipp t1_iufznw4 wrote
Reply to comment by eltasador in I know my lawn is trying to tell me something, but I can't read its handwriting. by graydave
Don't forget to smoke two joints before you smoke two joints and then you smoke two more. Two in time of peace and two in time of war.
saraphilipp t1_irhm8sh wrote
Reply to comment by OccludedFug in TIL earthworms are hermaphrodites. Each carries male and female reproductive organs. When mating, two individual earthworms will exchange sperm and fertilize each other's eggs. by OccludedFug
I remember seeing worms after it rained at our lake house when I was a kid. Those suckers were over a foot long.
saraphilipp t1_jefhfjt wrote
Reply to TIL A newborn baby is 75% water at birth. A slightly higher water content than bananas, but slightly less than potatoes. by Imbiberr
Gonna need a banana for scale.