Submitted by Freexscsa t3_z134qa in nottheonion
Orcus424 t1_ix8se26 wrote
> According to court filings, Schaefer was initially at the house of a woman he had met on Tinder on 6 January 2021 in Alexandria, Virginia, about 20 minutes outside of Washington DC.
> Schaefer then reportedly saw the attack on the Capitol on television and called an Uber to take him there so he could participate.
> When Schaefer arrived at the Capitol, prosecutors say that he climbed a short wall and gained access to the Capitol building through a broken window.
Sounds like he left the Tinder date to go to the US Capitol riots. Unless she went with him the date was over.
[deleted] t1_ix9coh2 wrote
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DrakPhenious t1_ixa6ctl wrote
Sounds to me she dodged the bullet, unlike that one insurrectionist
LeviathanGank t1_ixdp73w wrote
Sounds to me she dodged a small penis, unlike that one insurrectionist whos small penis was travelling very fast.
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