Submitted by PichuLovy t3_zawoqz in nottheonion
snausagesinablanket t1_iypa4ji wrote
Reply to comment by dukeimre in Cruise ship passenger rescued from ocean isn't sure how he went overboard, he tells ABC by PichuLovy
>He was ashamed to say that he was blackout drunk.
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>He was so blackout drunk that he has forgotten being blackout drunk.
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>Someone slipped him a roofie.
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>He was doing something else that was really risky (like climbing over the railing) or that he might see as shameful (like trying to commit suicide), so he chose to lie.
He was wanking and fell in when he lost his balance.
Heliolord t1_iysjh4f wrote
Wanking while balancing on a guardrail is the ultimate danger wank.
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