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xofer21 t1_j1l56cb wrote

It was Christmas Eve, babe

In the drunk tank… 🎶

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MagicNipple t1_j1l6sez wrote

And an old man said to me,

Won't see another one.

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steeldragon88 t1_j1lrn96 wrote

And then he sang a song

“The Rare Auld Mountain Dew”

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zeolus123 t1_j1kr9rl wrote

Bet it was because a kid cut the line to see Santa, they take that shit seriously over there.

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MonkeyTacoBreath t1_j1l1nlr wrote

They are headed to tell a kid he'll shoot his eye out with a bb Red Rider gun.

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adjutor7 t1_j1m2we6 wrote

Scott Calvin was right. Santa should not be in a tank.

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frithandinle t1_j1mm3qm wrote

Looks like Santa just took out the Pearson home! INCOMING!

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masterpupil t1_j1ls6ww wrote

Drunk Santas in a Tank new band name I call it

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LilG1984 t1_j1m9lzj wrote

Maybe Santa had enough of the Grinch & wanted to finish him off?

"Right, where's that green bastard?"

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Coopernicuss t1_j1mepwj wrote

“They can’t put me in the drunk tank. I AM the drunk tank!”

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thepottsy t1_j1m955q wrote

I think they might be relatives of mine.

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