MonkeyTacoBreath
MonkeyTacoBreath t1_je1ujv8 wrote
Reply to comment by YardHorror799 in The odds of being guillotined by a French mob are low but never zero. by optiongeek
Came here for this comment.
MonkeyTacoBreath t1_jdgj6k7 wrote
It's okay, turns out, the missing billions that should have gone to fund lunch programs for starving children went to more worthy source, to fund a volley ball stadium for Brett Farve's daughter's college.
MonkeyTacoBreath t1_j9th2yh wrote
Sun Chips should bail him out.
MonkeyTacoBreath t1_j9tgw5p wrote
Reply to comment by BuffaloInCahoots in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
Adding lesser charges will do nothing. Upon conviction lesser charges are dropped or served concurrent to main charge under nearly every state's laws.
MonkeyTacoBreath t1_j67ye62 wrote
Reply to comment by Fangore in The only thing guaranteed in life is death by EvieThrower
I've always wanted to make a mass diahreaa diorama, but unfortunately my group partners never agreed. No balls
Edit to add: name it Cholera Epidemics, the Brown Plague.
MonkeyTacoBreath t1_j5jo2k4 wrote
Reply to Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
The real crime is using ketchup, instead of mustard. Horrifying.
MonkeyTacoBreath t1_j5ddtt3 wrote
Reply to comment by kevinds in Federal judge finds poultry companies' chicken poop polluted Oklahoma's scenic rivers by kangarooturd
Who also encouraged genocide of native Americans and lynching of black citizens.
Edit: so you are only into whitewashed history?
MonkeyTacoBreath t1_j5dcwn3 wrote
Reply to comment by kevinds in Federal judge finds poultry companies' chicken poop polluted Oklahoma's scenic rivers by kangarooturd
Farmers also caused the dust bowl. When farmers aren't regulated, they can do big damage to surrounding ecosystems.
MonkeyTacoBreath t1_j40itc0 wrote
Reply to comment by Protesilaus2501 in Robot seal tested for stress relief on pretend Mars mission by roflchopter11
Seal ball!
MonkeyTacoBreath t1_j3pbem9 wrote
Reply to TPD: Man arrested after being recognized wearing underwear as mask in porch pirate cases by JAlbert653
The turd burglar!
MonkeyTacoBreath t1_j1l1nlr wrote
They are headed to tell a kid he'll shoot his eye out with a bb Red Rider gun.
MonkeyTacoBreath t1_j0emmd1 wrote
Reply to comment by ash_274 in Electricity generated by burning native Australian timber no longer classified as renewable energy by DaRedGuy
Changing the classification won't ban or stop the burning of lumber scraps, as you correctly assert if just dumped will decompose, but won't release all their carbon, as fungi will capture most of it. However, that is not the point as I first stated. It is really to stop companies from getting tax breaks or carbon credits for burning it.
MonkeyTacoBreath t1_j04yzc8 wrote
Reply to comment by trekie88 in Ketamine for alcoholics trial goes to next stage by asjonesy99
Agreed. And they already discovered ketamine helps with some forms of depression.
MonkeyTacoBreath t1_jeck4nv wrote
Reply to Your teeth is the only part of your body where bone is protruding from you. by Maleficent-Potato673
Glanced at OP, then slowly pans down to my crotch.
I'm forever 13!