Submitted by twcau t3_zunp6j in nottheonion
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MonkeyTacoBreath t1_j1l1nlr wrote
They are headed to tell a kid he'll shoot his eye out with a bb Red Rider gun.
xofer21 t1_j1l56cb wrote
It was Christmas Eve, babe
In the drunk tank… 🎶
MagicNipple t1_j1l6sez wrote
And an old man said to me,
Won't see another one.
steeldragon88 t1_j1lrn96 wrote
And then he sang a song
“The Rare Auld Mountain Dew”
masterpupil t1_j1ls6ww wrote
Drunk Santas in a Tank new band name I call it
adjutor7 t1_j1m2we6 wrote
Scott Calvin was right. Santa should not be in a tank.
thepottsy t1_j1m955q wrote
I think they might be relatives of mine.
LilG1984 t1_j1m9lzj wrote
Maybe Santa had enough of the Grinch & wanted to finish him off?
"Right, where's that green bastard?"
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Coopernicuss t1_j1mepwj wrote
“They can’t put me in the drunk tank. I AM the drunk tank!”
VacuousWording t1_j1mlywy wrote
How corny! 🌽
frithandinle t1_j1mm3qm wrote
Looks like Santa just took out the Pearson home! INCOMING!
ninelilypetals t1_j1mx8v7 wrote
How is drunk in quotes?
Existentialidiot83 t1_j1npltd wrote
Haha 🤣🤣🤣🤣
lastweek_monday t1_j1nrup1 wrote
Futurama plot ?
ThatGIRLkimT t1_j1p6h7x wrote
What happened to Santa?
ThatGIRLkimT t1_j1p6ia3 wrote
Background music check
zeolus123 t1_j1kr9rl wrote
Bet it was because a kid cut the line to see Santa, they take that shit seriously over there.