Submitted by oreganoooooo t3_zx4rpf in nottheonion
sicklicks t1_j1yf4nc wrote
But it’s Christmas :(
GetlostMaps t1_j1yh6e6 wrote
Santa lives surrounded by snow, he has a weird perception of time and thinks he can do a whole lot of stuff in one night, Rudolf has a red nose, I saw a little dude selling crack behind a Dollar Store ... It's all starting to make sense.
_eiei-o_ t1_j205boc wrote
I hope you have a sitter with you cause it’s going to be a dozy.
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