Submitted by oreganoooooo t3_zx4rpf in nottheonion
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sicklicks t1_j1yf4nc wrote
But it’s Christmas :(
GetlostMaps t1_j1yh6e6 wrote
Santa lives surrounded by snow, he has a weird perception of time and thinks he can do a whole lot of stuff in one night, Rudolf has a red nose, I saw a little dude selling crack behind a Dollar Store ... It's all starting to make sense.
_eiei-o_ t1_j205boc wrote
I hope you have a sitter with you cause it’s going to be a dozy.
Intelligent-Cherry45 t1_j2bhh4h wrote
Who else here doesn’t want to piss off a local drug gang? Probably just best be polite, thank them, and offer the Christmas cookies you had set out for Santa. Feliz Navidad!
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Korean_Sandwich t1_j21zqgl wrote
rich
RyzenRaider t1_j1ykowk wrote
That awkward moment when the drug gangs have a more robust social welfare system than the government.