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Fracture_98 t1_j5ngbxn wrote
Well, Disney uses bromine instead of chlorine to keep the water clean. That has a distinct smell and smell triggers nostalgia. I can see the idea behind this, but the scam prices are laughable.
(Edit: they use it because it's safer to handle in large quantities, easier on skin and clothes, and performs much better keeping the water clean. It's more expensive than chlorine which is why pools rarely use it.)
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nowhereman136 t1_j5njqkt wrote
It will be the same water when it reopens as a Princess and the Frog ride
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Ilikedagss t1_j5nm4jn wrote
I thought Splash Mountain was tRumps favorite ride last time in Moscow?!?!
nukethedokes t1_j5nsi2f wrote
I am the lizard queeeeen!
woahdude12321 t1_j5o6mmb wrote
This is a hot take
MapleTebras t1_j5o6ne5 wrote
When the world turn slowly into a beanie babies permanent scam. r/boringdystopia
foxontherox t1_j5oalrc wrote
Bless you.
SloanDaddy t1_j5obfbp wrote
That fat old man still living rent free in your head huh?
cookiemonster247 t1_j5oezzp wrote
Actually I’m willing to bet the ride gets drained, since you know, they’re completely redoing it
mymar101 t1_j5ogmxk wrote
I don’t understand the obsession with this ride.
dxtboxer t1_j5oiupr wrote
Triggers nostalgia you say?
Gonna grab me some bromine and a paper bag brb
vmBob t1_j5ojagg wrote
Use it in my hot tub, keeps the water looking like glass.
Bortron86 t1_j5onqkn wrote
Nah, that'll be woke, liberal water. /s
Affectionate_Most_64 t1_j5oq3qo wrote
Tastes like chicken
Angdrambor t1_j5oq5xz wrote
"turning into" ???
"slowly"???
Have you ever heard of a flower called a "tulip"? This crap has been going for almost four hundred years. You just didn't notice.
Theabertible t1_j5oqc2f wrote
Sweet, sweet bromine.
Ghidorah1 t1_j5or44e wrote
For real lol that ride was so mid
Space Mountain >>>>>
mvdonkey t1_j5or6ia wrote
Went to Disney for the first time last year. The line for that ride was 3 hours long. After barely moving for 30 minutes I convinced my daughter it would not be worth the wait.
Rororos_roll t1_j5otjpx wrote
Gotta respect the hustle
bucketsoffunk t1_j5otsvg wrote
Space Mountain is worth the wait. Gotta go when it first opens so you only wait 1 hour
mvdonkey t1_j5ou3ft wrote
Yeah, we skipped that one and the tower of terror as well. Had to go during April vacation, so the park was packed.
bilateralrope t1_j5oudtn wrote
I see some people are unhappy with the automod.
wiegie t1_j5ov0oo wrote
Came here for this. Don't drink the water, folks.
Budmanes t1_j5oz672 wrote
Thought that only worked with porn star bath water
Osiris_Raphious t1_j5ozwas wrote
When I heard there is a new season of south park, i didnt know this would follow
_life_is_a_joke_ t1_j5p11au wrote
The fabled liberal tears we've been hearing so much about
jfcmfer t1_j5p17wn wrote
Trying to figure out the angel Tucker Carlson will latch onto for a tirade about this on his show. Gotta be some anti-woke angle here to leverage that faux outrage. I'm guessing it'll hinge on Tiana being not-white.
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Fruitbat3 t1_j5pb071 wrote
I can understand keeping some for yourself because you were there when it existed, and you know it's genuine and you'll have a good memory to look back on. I can't understand why anyone else would want it. There's no way to verify it's authenticity. For all you know you could be buying pool water someone shoved in a jar and called "Splash Mountain water"
KnightMareInc t1_j5plsny wrote
You just described most if not all of the rides at Disney
JediTrainer42 t1_j5po1ey wrote
It’s one of their better “Dark Rides” with an actual thrill ride aspect baked into it. It also has a fun soundtrack. Also, nostalgia.
mitch8893 t1_j5po7gp wrote
Why tf are thy closing splash mountain though?
mitch8893 t1_j5pog63 wrote
no ride is worth that wait. with no line, almost any ride is enjoyable. space mountain is definitely better, especially if you get the front seats
jdb1984 OP t1_j5pom2b wrote
The movie the ride was based on is racist, so it's being rethemed to be based on The Princess and the Frog.
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Defiant-Peace-493 t1_j5ppiss wrote
I might have some fine quality copper ingots to sell him...
Angdrambor t1_j5pttci wrote
Damn it, ea-nasir, get out of this office! I ain't givin' you no damn tree fiddy!"
cookiemonster247 t1_j5puak9 wrote
Which would no longer be water from splash mountain since it no longer exist
BeachyGreen t1_j5pz12w wrote
Yeah, I rode it a few weeks ago and the animatronic characters are well past their prime; plus the indoor section smelled moldy and musty.
Fracture_98 t1_j5q3yw9 wrote
Smell triggers nostalgia, not bromine specifically. The smell of bromine treated water brings back memories of Disney water rides for a lot of people. Unfortunately for me, I just remember "It's a Small World", and then that damn song gets stuck in my head for ages.
KazkaFaron t1_j5qg353 wrote
that's so cool r/todayilearned ?
KazkaFaron t1_j5qgcxc wrote
racism mostly
KazkaFaron t1_j5qgitf wrote
dude space mountain was so fucking awesome, it's like a combo black crazy water slide + rollercoaster, so metal.
i went there after it became star wars land and that ride was lame as shit, like ok, a shitty indoor coaster, sounds effects and projectors? congrats.
and the fact that they made that building stop spinning??? madness
NetDork t1_j5qilt5 wrote
Damn, guess it's good that the last time I went there was 1994 when you could get through the line and still have time to do other stuff that day.
MustacheSmokeScreen t1_j5ra6id wrote
Water slide?
taptapper t1_j5rh6w0 wrote
Me too! Around 1995 I think. We got discount tickets from locals and spent a week doing all the rides, parks, experiences. water parks and Universal with no stress. Before half of Universal was wiped out by hurricanes. Even stayed on property. Nothing like how people talk about going there today
Americano_Joe t1_j5rt232 wrote
The real The Onion but Not the Onion story would be if "People Are Buying 'Splash Mountain Water' on eBay After Permanent Ride Closure at Magic Kingdom".
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KazkaFaron t1_j5s61ut wrote
D-do you not know what a waterslide slide is? How about a water park?
MustacheSmokeScreen t1_j5s6tfa wrote
What is waterslide-like a out Space Mountain? It's a janky indoor coaster. It always was.
Divtos t1_j5t4826 wrote
Got that Nuka Cola song stuck in my head again!
Olangotang t1_j5xvf3b wrote
Blame Disney upkeep for that. Tokyo's version is IMMACULATE.
All of Magic Kingdom is slowly rotting.
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Doki_Literature t1_j60c8u7 wrote
the one at Magic Kingdom closed, not the Disneyland one, according to Wikipedia. The Disneyland one is yet to announce a closing date
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childrenovmen t1_j5ng03t wrote
“People who think they are funny are making a typical ebay listing that had been done a thousand times, that they never expect anyone to buy, for $10k just to come viral”
fixed it for you.