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threebillion6 t1_j4ixf9e wrote

Reply to comment by canuckcowgirl in Neighbors say store uses loud opera music to push away homeless by jab116

It worked until Beethoven and Bach started hanging out.

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rood_sandstorm t1_j4jcdtt wrote

because they had nowhere else to go since Bach was baroque

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oldsadgary t1_j4ju8as wrote

And when they tried to kick Beethoven out he wouldn’t hear of it

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davisyoung t1_j4kejd1 wrote

They just wanted to get drunk on whiskey and Beethoven was trying to score a fifth.

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SilasX t1_j4ltmbt wrote

Thanks to all easily amused redditors for not starting an inane pun thread with "But what if they came Bach?"

I guess that would be too low-effort even by your standards...

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ogrefab t1_j4mf72e wrote

Always come on de Bach, never on Debussy

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Njon32 t1_j4mvcby wrote

Would you care to Liszt some other low effort composer puns, or are you too Bizet?

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