davisyoung t1_jecrf3m wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:40 AM

Reply to My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali

Your girlfriend would make a terrible father. She actually came back with the milk.

davisyoung t1_jb6gnq0 wrote on March 6, 2023 at 8:11 PM

Reply to comment by SoCalThrowAway7 in [Garafolo] The Saints are closing in on a deal with QB Derek Carr, sources tell me and Ian Rapoport. After nine seasons with the Raiders, the four-time Pro Bowl selection is headed to New Orleans. The first QB domino is about to fall and one NFC South team has its starter. by BCLetsRide69

Saints shut out the Raiders last season so they won’t play again in the regular season until 2026 at Las Vegas, unless both teams finish in the same place in their respective divisions this upcoming season in which case they will play the following season (2024) at New Orleans.

davisyoung t1_jadrhte wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:32 PM

Reply to A man was walking through the desert and passed a group of vultures feasting on a dead animal. by semaf0r0

Instead of wandering all over the desert the man should have stayed entrail.

davisyoung t1_jadfv38 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:19 PM

Reply to comment by Loggerdon in I tragically lost my body in an accident, from the neck down by Competitive_Hotel332

I’m up to my neck here in clever comments.

davisyoung t1_j9ee2qj wrote on February 21, 2023 at 8:42 AM

Reply to comment by MrMinigrow in measuring replacement glass by [deleted]

Measure the old glass if it's still in tact and get glass cut to the same size.

davisyoung t1_j8cis32 wrote on February 13, 2023 at 7:50 AM

Reply to comment by Vegas_off_the_Strip in [Rapoport] Sources: Raiders QB Derek Carr has informed the team he won’t accept a trade to the Saints or any other team. The team is expected to release him and he’ll be a top free agent. by BCLetsRide69

His contract was extended last offseason so he actually has three years left. A trade benefits Carr in that he would continue to be paid under the current contract which is like $35M next year and over $40M for each of the last two. I suspect the price was too high hence the negotiations with the Saints. He becomes a free agent only if the Raiders release him. Carr might not get as much in a new contract put he was highly motivated to fuck over the Raiders.

davisyoung t1_j61v6p4 wrote on January 27, 2023 at 2:52 AM

Reply to comment by disgruntledcentipede in The floor of this bookstore is made with pages from books. by disgruntledcentipede

The amount of books libraries and used book stores throw away is astounding. Believe it or not this is a better fate.

davisyoung t1_j544nww wrote on January 20, 2023 at 6:47 AM

Reply to comment by DJ33 in Cowboys-49ers rivalry set for record-tying 9th playoff game by TexOliver93

They were who you thought they were. But this time you didn’t let them off the hook.

davisyoung t1_j4qjru5 wrote on January 17, 2023 at 3:57 PM

Reply to comment by [deleted] in Tennis Australia bans Russian, Belarusian flags at Australia Open. by PrincessBananas85

I doubt they would give egual treatment.

davisyoung t1_j4kejd1 wrote on January 16, 2023 at 9:20 AM

Reply to comment by rood_sandstorm in Neighbors say store uses loud opera music to push away homeless by jab116

They just wanted to get drunk on whiskey and Beethoven was trying to score a fifth.

davisyoung t1_j2av7fd wrote on December 30, 2022 at 10:12 PM

Reply to comment by z1ggy16 in Brad vs/ Finish nail for attaching wood baluster/spindle to railing by z1ggy16

Did you remove the balusters yourself? The ones I have dealt with where there is a dowel at the bottom, the top is trapped by two pieces of wood set in a groove on the underside of the hand rail.