Submitted by Gayfetus t3_10phmdv in nottheonion
Gayfetus OP t1_j6kjjqd wrote
Reply to comment by InternetPeon in Shoplifter Caught Trying to Steal Giant 30″ Dildo from Circus of Books WeHo by Gayfetus
The thing costs $699.95!
InternetPeon t1_j6kjynn wrote
I’m no dildo appraisal expert but that price strikes me as far too high.
Gayfetus OP t1_j6kk6wt wrote
It's only $23 per inch!
InternetPeon t1_j6kkhvp wrote
Are dildos priced in inches?
Gayfetus OP t1_j6klkjy wrote
When it makes it sound like a better deal, then yes!
InternetPeon t1_j6km0l7 wrote
Wow you really know how to move some dildos!
Gayfetus OP t1_j6kmhpl wrote
I'm all about the hard sell!
TacoCommand t1_j6l8ljx wrote
"So what's keeping you from leaving without 23 inches of fun?"
venom259 t1_j6kkgbe wrote
Cost of material, labor, retail, and the fact there are no real competitors in the 30" dildo-making business and you end up with a ridiculous price tag. These monopolies need to be held to account!
InternetPeon t1_j6kkytp wrote
Whoah - we’re gonna break up BIG Dildo Corp?
GetlostMaps t1_j6ktqy5 wrote
$23 per inch. That would make my own piece worth $50 easy.
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