Submitted by ContentsMayVary t3_10pxytr in nottheonion
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tryingtodefendhim t1_j6np0qr wrote
To be fair, democracy is a direct threat to their business model.
ArrestDeathSantis t1_j6oxai3 wrote
They fixed this when they lost their first poll, after this one, only registered member of the party can vote
mfb- t1_j6nw5w9 wrote
> The @_BTO account was restored on Saturday evening.
Jump_Like_A_Willys t1_j6mtoei wrote
What a tit.
GetlostMaps t1_j6mvsm7 wrote
Maybe they should have tweeted more about Musk Ducks. They live in Australia and actually eat other ducks. Here's a picture I found of one.
mike-godwin01 t1_j6nah6a wrote
Can't have scientists & educators tweeting facts! Think about the children!
Commentment_Phobe t1_j6n4lnx wrote
Its the “charity” part that Elon hates.
Adorable_Wolf_8387 t1_j6najz1 wrote
Charity for me, not for thee. -Elon
psilocin72 t1_j6npu83 wrote
I had a gym teacher in middle school named Mr. Woodcock. No lie. He was such a mean SOB that we only made fun of his name at a safe distance
Anders_Calrissian t1_j6odoiv wrote
Have you heard the music of Bruce Cockburn?
psilocin72 t1_j6ogaq9 wrote
No is it good?
NewPhoneNewAccount2 t1_j6ondvo wrote
Did he start hooking up with your mom in your 30s? Thats not your life thats john rambos.
psilocin72 t1_j6oo54w wrote
Ok. From the movie. I glanced quickly at this and saw an insult of my mother. Yeah that movie was hilarious but I don’t think the Woodcock I knew hooked up very much.
TauCabalander t1_j6nzxrq wrote
Luckily they weren't Tweeting about European Great Tits.
-foxy-lad t1_j6nmaqj wrote
Elon sure does have some PEENT up emotions regarding charity.
Reddittsucksballs t1_j6o52wg wrote
Sounds like something Reddit would do
Distant-moose t1_j6p3ai4 wrote
Arr, a woodcock is no laughing matter. I lost me flesh to a cannon fired by privateers to the Spanish crown and have been grateful they gave me a pegthirdleginstead of a hook. Yaharrr.
GodBlessThisGhetto t1_j6ped6u wrote
You’d think they’d have learned that a general list of “nono” strings would be a bad solution to the problem of identifying problematic language, especially on a multilingual platform. We ran into an issue identifying action statements where it said “managing director” was an action. Which it kind of is grammatically, but not in the broader context we worked in.
Mantaur4HOF t1_j6mxzvo wrote
Twitter when it sees actual nazis tweeting about actual nazi shit: "This is fine."
Twitter when it sees the word cock being used in its literal sense: "HOW DARE YOU?!"