Submitted by kangarooturd t3_10eiob6 in nottheonion
Meztere t1_j4rdjzt wrote
Free pet to take home :)
(Don't actually take home a wild alligator, contact your local wildlife sanctuary or animal controll center to handle it)
AdultEnuretic t1_j4rfhn0 wrote
It was New Jersey, they don't have wild alligators, it was definitely already someone's pet.
Edit: also, it was in a plastic tub.
t4ct1c4l_j0k3r t1_j4tpkgs wrote
Get some more global warming and you just might.
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