Submitted by kangarooturd t3_10eiob6 in nottheonion
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AdultEnuretic t1_j4rfhn0 wrote
It was New Jersey, they don't have wild alligators, it was definitely already someone's pet.
Edit: also, it was in a plastic tub.
t4ct1c4l_j0k3r t1_j4tpkgs wrote
Get some more global warming and you just might.
dakinekine t1_j4tk7t6 wrote
They should deport it back to Florida
Chard069 t1_j4ueklj wrote
Is it only an urban legend, that New York visitors to Florida took baby gators home as vacation souvenirs and, after the novelty wore off, flushed them down toilets, leading to a population in the city's sewers of hungry gators that feasted on homeless refugees? One close to me worked underground there but never mentioned gators. Hmmm...
MadeFromNews t1_j4uiu25 wrote
But this is news?
Chariots487 t1_j4up16w wrote
Do do, do-do-do.
Meztere t1_j4rdjzt wrote
Free pet to take home :)
(Don't actually take home a wild alligator, contact your local wildlife sanctuary or animal controll center to handle it)