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Mr_Evil_Dr_Porkchop t1_j58fmp9 wrote

It was those jerks at Mondo Burger

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myballzhuert t1_j58i7yd wrote

Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?

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InternetPeon t1_j58g2dh wrote

Whoa - a poison burrito.

I wonder if this will be the next Knives Out, Glass Onion mystery.

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Worsel555 t1_j58vviw wrote

Rat poison could have been the safest thing in that burrito! ;)

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Carribean-Diver t1_j58pnau wrote

There's absolutely no possible way the customer poisoned himself, hoping to sue and cash out. /s

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Rhudzen58 t1_j5bejb9 wrote

I bet he put it in himself for 15 minutes....10 minutes...... 3 minutes of fame.

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Slide-Impressive t1_j594esa wrote

Seems pretty simple, get a list of line cooks working during the time the customer was poisoned and interrogate them all. Whoever's story doesn't really line up with the rest or has contradicting details , that's probably the dude

Or they poisoned themselves and called 911 for attention but that would be Munchausen's right? Pretty rare

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Csmitty2112 t1_j5de9al wrote

Or he handled the rat poison while helping with yard work, didnt wash his hands, and then ate his food.

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