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tirnanog22 t1_j64tz70 wrote

I wonder what drugs the preist is on ?

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kumquatrodeo t1_j64uhxn wrote

I’m more concerned that the priest went to hell instead of heaven.

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OnlyFlannyFlanFlans t1_j64xuwe wrote

Michigan is like if the dumbest yokels from Alabama had money.

Everything outside of Detroit is basically Atwood's Gilead.

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zippyboy t1_j652bxx wrote

He probably talkin' about Jay-Z, Rihanna has a beautiful voice.

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IxamxUnicron t1_j65dh7n wrote

Did the demons have rippling abs and fangs? I need to know for theological reasons.

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apathetic_revolution t1_j65i2s7 wrote

This is a priest who clearly saw the Tom Holland video and hasn't processed how he feels about it.

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Rey_Tigre t1_j65t1xe wrote

I mean, I’m not a fan of it either, but that’s a bit harsh.

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BillTowne t1_j65ukf6 wrote

He says, "I went to hell."

And it's the music they supposedly played that you find hard to believe?

That's like saying, "Republicans passed a bill to help working Americans, and, get this, they did it on a Thursday.

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retroracer33 t1_j65zuep wrote

Someone's subconscious is snitching on them...

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Gibbonici t1_j663jok wrote

And I thought the devil had the best tunes,

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SpacemanBates t1_j66a0kp wrote

"my songs are used to torture people in hell" is the kind of street cred you just can't buy

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ElDoo74 t1_j66bspr wrote

The headline is wrong. He's not a priest. He's a Protestant pastor who praches about "Biblical manhood."

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Nadodan t1_j66pw87 wrote

How long was he dead for or how many times has he listend to umbrella to know that was what they were singing, also can he prove it was for torture? Maybe they just were like slacking off

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Lazy_Cana t1_j677ozt wrote

I just imagined him going down to hell in an elevator, and the elevator music is Umbrella. Also the elevator ride ranges anywhere from 1h to eternity depending on what you did to get there

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drstu3000 t1_j67ewp7 wrote

Rihanna's umbrella and Bobbi Mcfarrin's don't worry be happy played in Hell? Yes and what other songs did you hear on the radio in the hospital during your stay for the heart attack?

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Michael074 t1_j684cjp wrote

in the devil likes your music is that an insult or a compliment?

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Em858943 t1_j68dtbf wrote

Under my umber- ella ella ella aye aye aye

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Llenette1 t1_j68gwds wrote

Replying to SelectiveSanity (#1,534,196)

Ooh, this is an interesting one. So I'm Black, and what non-Black people see as "internal racism," we refer to as "tokenism." This manifests itself in various ways, but usually in some form of colorism, cultural annihilation/rejection, or other ways to distance oneself from being "Black". It's interesting because these individuals usually align themselves (almost exclusively) with racist whites so that they may prove that THEY are different. That they should be seen differently because they reject any cultural Blackness, therefore, you should see them for who they are, not a preconceived notion of who they are based on stereotypes associated with ski tone..which should just be the basline for any group of people seeing as how no ethnic group is a monolith.

Racism does have a systemic component, though. Internalized racism only helps the individual participating in it (Clarence Thomas, Candace Ownes, etc). It does nothing to serve marginalized groups as a whole. Even if all Black or Latin or Asian people in America legitimately hated white people, that has no impact on say, their ability to get loan, get a job, or get a fair offer when listing their homes on the market. But when the ruling or majority has these opinions about races, those ripples are felt in almost every aspect of life, which is the cornerstone of institutionalized racism.

I say all that to say, yes Black people can absolutely be racist, but it's affects are localized and only harms their respective communities.

Also, this "pastor" is buggin and likely blaming Riri because he's into some nasty shit...which I'm hoping will be exposed VERY soon.

Good discussion!

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Sharo_77 t1_j68i9sn wrote

I did feel that way when I first heard it

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stonecats t1_j68m9o0 wrote

it's a great song, my guess all the between note
slides she employs to sing it is what upset him.

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InterestingCloud5748 t1_j6910lg wrote

Are we sure he wasn't the demon singing? The behaviors of some so-called priests is appalling. I feel quite confident they want to bring their darkness to Rihanna. She isn't in that light. Here's an idea, TAX these loudmouths. Religion no longer to get a pass here. TAX or Abolish!

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Anon_user666 t1_j694j8t wrote

Ambulance driver: That's a crazy coincidence. I love Rihanna and that song. I even listen to it while transporting patients to the hospital occasionally. I guess life is crazy like that. (shrugs shoulders)

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vr0202 t1_j6b0ecx wrote

Hey, in the short time you were there did you also check out that hell has liquor barrels with holes, and women without?

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SpeZiaLiST132 t1_j6d6tq6 wrote

Replying to Xtrepiphany (#1,534,229)

Have you read Dante's Divine Comedy? When traversing the layers of hell with his guide Virgil, he finds out that a LOT of popes are stacked on top of each other in a burning hole within hell. Every time a pope enters hell he is shoved into this hole upside down with only his feet remaining visible. When Dante approaches, the pope on top automatically assumed that Dante is a pope as well, who will burn with them.

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