Girl asks police to run DNA test on Christmas cookie for evidence of Santa Claus npr.org Submitted by koavf t3_10iyzso on January 23, 2023 at 12:29 AM in nottheonion 74 comments 1,851
indervinder t1_j5kicup wrote on January 23, 2023 at 5:37 PM The only way to play this is for the police department to say they don’t have DNA samples of Santa Claus so they can’t do a match. This is the only sensible reply. Why would anyone have DNA samples of Santa Claus unless he was convicted of a crime? Permalink 2
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