indervinder t1_j5kicup wrote on January 23, 2023 at 5:37 PM Reply to Girl asks police to run DNA test on Christmas cookie for evidence of Santa Claus by koavf The only way to play this is for the police department to say they don’t have DNA samples of Santa Claus so they can’t do a match. This is the only sensible reply. Why would anyone have DNA samples of Santa Claus unless he was convicted of a crime? Permalink 2
indervinder t1_j5kicup wrote
Reply to Girl asks police to run DNA test on Christmas cookie for evidence of Santa Claus by koavf
The only way to play this is for the police department to say they don’t have DNA samples of Santa Claus so they can’t do a match.
This is the only sensible reply. Why would anyone have DNA samples of Santa Claus unless he was convicted of a crime?