I love this city even as I hate it haha. No place comes close to the catharsis NYC can produce and this is hilarious but the NORMOsceana t1_iup7w21 wrote
This motherfucker ate my cat!!! I DEMAND JUSTICE!!! He can’t keep getting away with this!!!!
ceestand t1_iupa1zw wrote
Sounds made up. The poster clearly states he rarely eats cats.
Fatgirlfed t1_iupdyh2 wrote
Right. He wouldn’t say he doesn’t eat cats, then eat a cat! SMH
NKtDpt4x t1_iupf5jk wrote
In case of the tiny possibility he did eat the cat I feel like there needs to be some level of personal responsibility when handing your cat over to a sea monster.
King-of-New-York t1_iuqnv9f wrote
Victim blaming I see. j/k
AbazabaYouMyOnlyFren t1_iuq1jo0 wrote
Well I don't know where you two rubes grew up, but where I'm from, Sea Monsters are famous for eating cats. In fact, to this day, Alf is still the number one Neisen rated show within the Sea Monster Demographic.
Fatgirlfed t1_iuqj6dy wrote
Slander! This is sea monster defamation! Some of my uhhh best friends friends are sea monsters. Who doesn’t enjoy a good ALF episode? He was so witty. Besides he was an Melmakian, not a sea monster. Whom I never saw actually eat a cat
jukenaye t1_iurzrz8 wrote
Definitely made up. He eats them rarely.
SHOVIC23 t1_iusa7qv wrote
There's a difference between rarely and never, my good sir.
Vegetable-Judge t1_iur2ocm wrote
It's a joke...
Edit: I know I was just practicing anti humor and looks like I did a good job. You can downvote me. I deserve it. I suck. My ex left me for good reason. She’s right, I’m spineless. I have no back bone. I do miss her. It’s been 4 years. Sigh. I have to stop checking her Instagram. Looks like she had work done. Good for her. It’s important to feel good, just need to make sure you don’t cross the line and do too much.
ceestand t1_iur3fw9 wrote
/r/whoosh
Vegetable-Judge t1_iurwbcl wrote
:( I’m getting spanked by the internets.
ceestand t1_iurwneb wrote
It happens to all of us. Embrace it as interaction with your fellow 'nets denizens.
Vegetable-Judge t1_iut2miq wrote
Want to get some pizza? :)
Osceana t1_iuv2tzh wrote
haha whoa dude........ you turned this shit into a whole damn therapy session wtf. Unless this is a copypasta (it should be either way haha).
ketzal7 t1_iur35wv wrote
I blame DeBlasio
red__what t1_iuphrqe wrote
you didn't just call Golthar The Terror a liar!?
iamiamwhoami t1_iupu2x7 wrote
Leave Golthar alone. I use him all of the time. He's a good catsitter.
[deleted] t1_iupin5g wrote
Dunno why’d he wanna post this up. April fools was over a long time.
jukenaye t1_iurzuj4 wrote
Projection 101.
Oriin690 t1_iutcz1j wrote
Unlucky, they said it's rare
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