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emet18 t1_j57d8ko wrote

Reply to comment by karenmcgrane in Robbery victim takes knife, stabs suspect: Philly police by K1ngchip

I would need counseling because my erection did not subside within 4-6 hours after I Samurai Jack’d the asshole who tried to steal my bike

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karenmcgrane t1_j57eq95 wrote

See now I'm imagining that the hero guy develops a heretofore unknown thirst for blood now that he's had this experience. He could have gone his whole life not knowing how great it feels to stab a guy, but now nothing else will compare.

If the hero guy is reading this, sorry, I really don't want to be disrespectful of what you went through, it's just that this story is wild.

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