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boombastis t1_jblr945 wrote

Gryffindor house!

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l2ulan t1_jbm12gp wrote

Yer a hazard, Harry

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NeverGetsTheNuke t1_jbmj7as wrote

Barely choked down a laugh that would have definitely woken up our baby. Solid 7/5 humor

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b3rtybaby t1_jblwxqx wrote

First thing that came to mind, bravo!

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EternalRgret t1_jblz0z3 wrote

Lmao, first thing I thought when seeing the cone: "GRYFFINDOOOOR"

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NeverGetsTheNuke t1_jbmj0xx wrote

The Sorting Cone thought about putting me in Deere House, but it could tell I really wanted to be in Caterpillar... So it just put me in Bobcat for questioning its judgement, and told me if I kept arguing it'd put me in Hitachi... What a tool

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Joaommp t1_jbmem36 wrote

Even the sorting hat got hit by the current state of the world economy.

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itwuzntme84 t1_jbmql4b wrote

Lol my first thought was, this is exactly what the American Schools Wizarding Hat would look like.

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kingofthediamond t1_jbmwrvq wrote

Imagine if it was the real sorting hat. And because we’re in the muggle world we see it like this? Wizards going nuts over a traffic cone

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jhl88 t1_jbmz3gc wrote

I was waiting for this one lol

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khark t1_jbnvhxy wrote

This is the only 'shop allowed.

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johnsciarrino t1_jbo4jru wrote

Seriously. If there was a Hogwarts equivalent in NYC, this would be its sorting hat.

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