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pete_68 t1_jab7hh9 wrote
I wonder if for carpenters this is like a misprinted penny, in terms of value.
SylvieJay t1_jad4vh4 wrote
This is a Stenlay tape measure, not a Stanley.
wunderduck t1_jad8m5a wrote
Stanleigh
TPf0rMyBungh0le t1_jador99 wrote
Stan Lee, Guangdong, PRC
URAPNS t1_jabbwte wrote
I'd definitely keep it as a collectors item. I've probably gone through over a hundred Stanley tapes and never saw a fuck up like this.
pete_68 t1_jacgdnz wrote
Yeah, I've used quite a few myself and never seen anything like it either. I imagine it's pretty rare.
Jay_Ray OP t1_jab8m2h wrote
Good as garage
j0mbie t1_jad7udk wrote
Where did you buy it? I wonder if it's fake. I've never seen a Stanley be bad. Not that they're amazing, but this is pretty bad.
Beefy_G t1_jab9818 wrote
As long as we don't get twich/tiktoks streams "cracking open" tape measuring sets like they're pokemon cards looking for those rare ones. Goodness gracious those drive me nuts always showing up on my feed.
dmomo t1_jad7dvn wrote
I find the biggest problem with tick tok is all the tik tok streams that end up in my feed.
AholeBrock t1_jacgczs wrote
They don't show up in my feed. I had a roommate that would watch that stuff tho. Why does your AI think you wanna watch that?
Shifty_Eye t1_jabeq6c wrote
cringe
Kovarim t1_jacv61c wrote
In my woodshop, that thing is a production hazard. It'd be smashed on the concrete in a millisecond. Just my experience though, someone might want it, just not me.
thethunder92 t1_jaezfiv wrote
It’s the fat gay pikachu of tape measures
eaglefade t1_jabwy22 wrote
I must have different math, I counted 16 sixteenths
AwTickStick t1_jachcea wrote
You’re both overthinking it there’s only 4 quarters divided into 4 quarters.
1668553684 t1_jade7x5 wrote
I count 2 halves, halved and quartered.
PistachioOrphan t1_jadvn8h wrote
I counted 1
okko7 t1_jaeejf2 wrote
Ah! European countries count in tenth, not quarters.
vargemp t1_jaellau wrote
Americans gotta be so good in maths to even measure with tape, damn…
late_to_the_game_17 t1_jadhnhy wrote
You are absolutely correct and it still makes me uncomfortable to look at it.
DanishWonder t1_jadotrk wrote
Still makes my eye twitch
trollboter t1_jacaexn wrote
The 1/2 mark is on the 3/4 5/8 mark. Still 1 inch total measurement.
samiamnaught t1_jace4wx wrote
The 5/8ths mark
trollboter t1_jacetni wrote
You are correct
sailingtroy t1_jacyc19 wrote
Still useless, though. I wouldn't do any carpentry with that. Besides, what other errors are on the tape? Wood and my time are far too valuable to fuck around with that.
nixiebunny t1_jadf7dw wrote
Yup. Imagine being the scale inspector at the Stanley factory, and your supervisor starts asking you uncomfortable questions about how this one got out the door...
SuperSpread t1_jadorg8 wrote
Downsizing. The supervisor is the inspector for multiple sites. Aka the gamestop manager philosophy.
thorpie88 t1_jaehav3 wrote
Probably just check one out of a bunch. Might be once an hour or once you process X amount of tapes
LexiconDul t1_jab9k7v wrote
That's just the leap inch that only gets added every 4th foot.
APLJaKaT t1_jab8cbe wrote
I've encountered misprinted tapes a few times....Never a Stanley and usually near the beginning of.the tape.
Fyi tapes are usually printed from a wheel. Look out further , maybe near 48", maybe further and you might find the misprint repeats down the tape. Inaccuracies in tapes also tend to be cyclical for this exact reason.
New tapes that can't be trusted are not something you want to find.
For interests sake, take a few tapes of different makes and line them up extended. Some are miles off.
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drpcowboy t1_jadstyp wrote
I can confirm. Many aren't off much at 8'; I have seen some with a 1/8" difference.
SirMctowelie t1_jaf0qff wrote
Same way you confirm a new torpedo level, put it against 2 others :/
APLJaKaT t1_jaf3o27 wrote
Or turn it end for.end on a given surface. Any deviation of the bubble will be twice the actual error.
niftydog t1_jabduvh wrote
Not missing any, they've just transposed the half and the 5/8ths lines.
sailingtroy t1_jacy5iu wrote
Still garbage, though. You can't go around with a thing that's going to fuck you every time you try to measure 24 1/2".
Calenchamien t1_jacz8ur wrote
I mean, you could pay attention to your work, or fix it with a sharpie.
Like, if my choices are to throw out what appears to be an otherwise perfectly good product, or put in <10 minutes of work to assess whether there’s anything wrong with it I can’t solve, I’ll put the work in and save myself the expense and the ecological impact of buying a new one
Asidious66 t1_jaczxmi wrote
Found the engineer
sailingtroy t1_jad26fg wrote
Yeah, that guy rides a desk and doesn't work for a living. Ain't nobody with a real job got time for that. I pay good money to have suitable tools come to me correct off the shelf. That's the whole point. I'm paid to fix shit for other people, not diddle around fussing over my own tools. That thing's 25 feet long and he wants me to check every half inch for accuracy? Get real. I got money to make.
SphincterGoregasm t1_jaewjl8 wrote
At McDonalds.
doogle_126 t1_jad400x wrote
And as a bonus you'll find out if someone else stole it!
TheIrishbuddha t1_jab7u6n wrote
Shrinkflation.
Jay_Ray OP t1_jab7yyg wrote
Haha, good one.
edahlbeck t1_jab9ob9 wrote
Might be a Stanry
t0rqu3d t1_jabgzco wrote
The 8 fingered Chinese kid was having a rough day at the factory.
Omnimpotent t1_jac5r6c wrote
His lung cancer was playing up again
azducky t1_jabduo6 wrote
I see slap bracelets in your future
FartKilometre t1_jab9jsd wrote
It looks like the half mark is off by a notch or two... wonder if this is a legit mistake or if it's some kind of Paper Street situation?
Like, obviously you can't copyright length measurement, so maybe they made a small visual goof that (ideally) shouldn't affect any accuracy in order to make their tape design unique? A lot of map makers do the same thing in order to prove if someone copied their map by adding a street that doesn't exist in an area that won't cause issues.
armrha t1_jabdttu wrote
It would be faster to just design the notches and numbers to print on the tape than to try to scan and print their design...
AffectionateRaise136 t1_jaba29s wrote
Or put a town where there's not one
trusty20 t1_jadmhtz wrote
Lmao its literally a strip of metal with numbers and lines on it. Nobody needs to "steal" somebody elses strip of numbers and lines lol.
FartKilometre t1_jadrxyn wrote
counterfeiters?
cfdeveloper t1_jacr6vt wrote
this is the logic behind poor counterfeits. the idea is if there is a mistake in the bill that makes it look obviously fake, then how can you be accused to making counterfeits. (stupid logic that I can't imagine works lol)
Fritzschmied t1_jackve9 wrote
No it doesn’t miss marks. The half mark is just Offset by 2 for whatever reason.
Snufflarious t1_jaduzjb wrote
When they say measure twice, I didn’t realize I’d need a second tape measure
SirMctowelie t1_jaf0yoz wrote
hehe, that's actually not too far off apparently.
pointrelay t1_jabczo2 wrote
When you say new, like in fresh out of the box, I assume that your other measurement tapes drop a few marks with time.
AlanZero t1_jabvtep wrote
That’s the problem with old tape measures. If they’ve been stored improperly you may end up losing several inches / year.
Never use old tape measure without first adjusting for shrinkage.
ElleRisalo t1_jae49dv wrote
Eh that's what the wood stretcher is for.
Dr1ft3d t1_jabhov9 wrote
What?
Sargatanas4 t1_jabj0lf wrote
I uhh... nani my dude?
quesadilla79 t1_jabai11 wrote
made by the finest of child labors
shl1234561 t1_jaby4bm wrote
get a metric measurement tape. simple.
Fritzschmied t1_jaclcnu wrote
Just never tell Americans that the today unit of inches and feet etc is defined by the meter like everything else.
jereman75 t1_jade65u wrote
We know. We just don’t care.
1668553684 t1_jadekbe wrote
Why should the definition matter at all?
Americans typically use imperial because it plays nicely with most other things in the US that use imperial, not because of some vendetta against the metric system. As easy as the metric system may be, it's a lot harder to use a different system than almost everything around you.
Fritzschmied t1_jadhg7v wrote
That is true ant that is most likely the reason the us will never switch. It’s just not possible to change everything at the same time and if you don’t do that it won’t happen. It’s sadly just to common in the country to switch to anything else.
Orcacub t1_jab8v0j wrote
Doooh! That’s why my house is crooked!
AuldGamerDad2 t1_jae7sp2 wrote
The marks are all there but the indentation is wrong. There are still 16/16ths
RyansBooze t1_jaelfii wrote
Fake. I ran the image through Photoshop, contrasted the hell out of it and there’s artifacting around the correct 1/2” point and the wrong one.
ITCM4 t1_jabcp7z wrote
Ahhh, who can count that high anyway?
FartyMcGee__ t1_jabn83n wrote
Stanley was drunk again. Playing cards with the boys.
Picolete t1_jadgmkd wrote
No it isnt, the 8 line is placed on the 10, but still 16/16
ElleRisalo t1_jae3lvy wrote
The marks are all there, they just in the wrong spot.
The half inch line is where 5/8ths should be, and 5/8ths is where the half inch line should be.
There are still 16 segments. So your markings will be correct if you pay attention...but that's the point of the markings.. It's so you don't have to count in 16ths.
vibrant_crab t1_jab9tye wrote
Damn. I guess mistakes happen, I hope you got your money back. Or a new tape measure.
itsfunnyinmyhead2 t1_jabfncx wrote
Measure once, cut twice.
figsslave t1_jac3p5p wrote
Nah,it’s got 16 itty bitty marks,just ignore the misplaced long mark and get back to work!
gdtimmy t1_jacl38i wrote
Oh Stanley!
AmandaBRecondwith t1_jad7ugj wrote
Ink from the arrowhead limits the longer hash. Still 16/16ths. Nothing missing here, move along folks.
actuallyanicehuman t1_jadampk wrote
I think it’s the .5 is just off centre
Garaba t1_jadl8pd wrote
This is why I always insist on using the same measuring tools to make the measure and to make the cut
soma787 t1_jadqg9g wrote
Nothing is missing but it is an eighth too far for the half inch marking
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Jay_Ray OP t1_jab7ipd wrote
At least your cuts will be slightly bigger.
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Normal_Historian5848 t1_jabbao1 wrote
Man if you were high when you noticed this. This would be a trip ha
McDuschvorhang t1_jabzg5e wrote
I thought to myself: Wait... there are ten millimeters to make it from 24 to 24.5 and another 6 millimeters to make it from 24.5 to 25...
Alveck93 t1_jac3tt2 wrote
Looks like the "middle" notch got swapped with the one two to its left.
BuffaloJackalope t1_jaccxth wrote
It has one job...
Samceleste t1_jaccz22 wrote
Can we have a picture of the 12 inch, 1foot mark please? I am curious to see if there is the same mistake here.
craveass1 t1_jachmvq wrote
I’m a union laborer in Southern California and I refuse to buy Stanley global made tools or any tool for that matter that is not made in the USA. Same goes for work boots, always buy made in USA (Matterhorn). US tape is usually my go to when replacing a lost or damaged tape measure.
haltline t1_jackjol wrote
Measure twice, cut once. When it doesn't fit swear to god you marked off 24 1/2 inches.
sadtastic t1_jacmyqk wrote
It’s called shrinkflation.
thescrounger t1_jacmzlx wrote
They had 1 job
tommy0guns t1_jacqxle wrote
This is a manufacturing stutter. Good ole Stuttering Stanley
shelledpants t1_jacr1a6 wrote
Oh, that's a Stanly.
swiftgruve t1_jacrzif wrote
"You had one job Nick!"
imjustsayin314 t1_jacskiu wrote
What’s a few fractions of an inch between friends?
Knooze t1_jacsmpu wrote
Measure twice, cut once?
SaltySwallows t1_jacuff9 wrote
I have been to the factory and I am not sure how it would happen. I wasn't involved in the process, I worked on razor blades and Environmental.
phinbar t1_jacuhfo wrote
Stanley, they want to help you do things, right?
babbabud t1_jacuwqb wrote
wtf
vettehp t1_jacv6kn wrote
Collectors item in about 100 years
Wjyosn t1_jacxbv0 wrote
They're all there, the tall one is just off center.
Dantheman198 t1_jacym5w wrote
That would drive me nuts
RealCoolDad t1_jacypcn wrote
I don’t understand, this 24.5 inch desk should fit through the door…
X_Fiery_Jack_X t1_jaczjl4 wrote
Dang inflation came for Stanley
Reasonable-Word6729 t1_jaczy1q wrote
‘mark the RED numbers’ …so are there red numbers 16”oc. only Stanley does this.
Stan_Archton t1_jad4ry2 wrote
Think of the material you'll save.
johnmarkfoley t1_jad5wq5 wrote
maybe 24 5/8" is a significant number somehow.
ERROR_LOCK_FAILED t1_jad9fb0 wrote
That is just, the worst thing I have ever seen.
acidrain69 t1_jadbqmi wrote
Scratch off the bad half mark. Scratch a channel where it should be and fill it with some black nail polish from the dollar store.
Bigpoppah1 t1_jadct11 wrote
This could explain my poor carpentry skills
ResponsibleTry8976 t1_jade5hv wrote
I question things all of the time for this reason.
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[deleted] t1_jadjpes wrote
its not missing marks, but they are in the wrong position.. there are still 8x 1/4 inches just like every other line but the half inch mark is not aligned properly
arthor t1_jadl45r wrote
shrinkflation is killin us
boot2skull t1_jadlbuu wrote
Looks like a mistake that should have been sent to the slap bracelet factory.
BeegPahpi t1_jadmk65 wrote
Do you realize how many guys are now pulling out their tape measures and inspecting them?!?
kelsasaurus t1_jadnl65 wrote
Sharpie some new lines on this thing and it could ease your mind
tacodepollo t1_jadoa8w wrote
Maybe just telling the user which is the long side of the tape.
brojangles88 t1_jadpfff wrote
Reminds me of chinese tape measure, five guys on the work site had five diffrent measures of units on the tape measure...
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mkul316 t1_jads3gc wrote
No it isn't. Did you count them? It has the same number and it's still an inch. I guess it is a test. One that you failed.
SideHappy4755 t1_jads7vl wrote
chinese quality
_babycheeses t1_jadsvyp wrote
That’s a Stunley tape measure
Wezzleey t1_jadtotk wrote
Looks like they're off 1/8".
I've gone through countless tape measures, but I have yet to find any of these in the wild.
coolredjoe t1_jadu26u wrote
As a european, why are there 16 lines in between 25 cm and 26
coren77 t1_jadvhfk wrote
Inches (2.54cm) are measured not in base 10, but in halves/quarters/eights/etc. I agree it's a dumb system.
darw1nf1sh t1_jae0gon wrote
That is the leap inch.
Bellyjax123 t1_jae1d7p wrote
Stanley used to make real good stuff, now I wouldn`t waste my money on their shit...
July251964 t1_jae28vt wrote
Might explain why my projects look like a fun house!
readditredditread t1_jae4j14 wrote
They honestly thought no one would notice…
Dr-gizmo t1_jae60ws wrote
It is in Metrinch
greed-man t1_jae6f6w wrote
"You had ONE job...."
Thesonofman1 t1_jaedfmy wrote
That's a Home Depot Foot
BamBam-BamBam t1_jaeeca9 wrote
Repost. Chinese Karma Farmer.
HolmesMalone t1_jaesb0x wrote
I wanted my d*ck to look bigger.
-WeirGrateful t1_jaexc0y wrote
No it's not. Just put the half mark on the wrong spot.
thethunder92 t1_jaezax3 wrote
I bought a Rona brand one once and it was very inaccurate because the metal end would move about a 1/2” when you measured things, I returned it and looked at the other ones and they were all like that. 🤦🏻♂️
Pushnikov t1_jaf2v7u wrote
thethunder92 t1_jaf30ys wrote
I can’t load the video
Edit: got it to load. I’m aware of how a tape measurer works I’ve been a plumber for 10 years, the metal is only 1/16” thick not a half inch it was messing up all my measurements lol
EarthBoundBatwing t1_jab6rsb wrote
Looks like they just put the half mark in the wrong spot. I still count 8 eighths