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TXBrownSnake t1_jdth897 wrote

Reply to comment by Weary_Cartographer_7 in Our bathroom, which is now complete by RingsTheRover

Bidet + Charmin Ultra Strong + Dude Wipes = God Tier IBS damage control

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Weary_Cartographer_7 t1_jdtldiu wrote

Why would you use all those products together???

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JonesBBQafm t1_jdtor9p wrote

Dude wipes was overkill, but I guess that you'll still want toilet paper after pressure washing your asshole. Clean but damp isn't really cool.

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Weary_Cartographer_7 t1_jdtpmbi wrote

Lol cool I’m guessing your opinion is from experience of using a bidet.

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JonesBBQafm t1_jdtpzxn wrote

Yeah, the first time I tried it at a friend's house, I disliked sitting on the sofa with a damp ass lol.

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Weary_Cartographer_7 t1_jdtqoff wrote

Then something went wrong…I dislike putting paper with my hand up my ass and smearing shit over my anus lol…but to each their own

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JonesBBQafm t1_jdtqy3h wrote

Definitely, lol. I only use toilet paper to dry everything up after. And I say the same think to everyone who's unsure about buying a bidet; If you have shit on your hands, do you wash your hands, or do you simply wipe it off with toilet paper?

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Weary_Cartographer_7 t1_jdts0oh wrote

I don’t understand the shit on your hands thing…I make no hand contact with my butt…but I’m glad we talked about how we clean our ass….you do you and I will do the same.

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JonesBBQafm t1_jdtsfq4 wrote

Lmao, that's to convince them to use a bidet. When you think about it, it's kinda nasty how most people simply wipe their ass with toilet paper. Nobody would dare to simply wipe off shit from any other of their body parts, but they do it with their ass. That's kinda strange and gross.

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Weary_Cartographer_7 t1_jdtu0vf wrote

finally in 1857, a New Yorker named Joseph Gayetty introduced and first patented toilet paper.

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bulboustadpole t1_jdtyyng wrote

>Dude Wipes

Who the fuck is so insecure in their own masculinity that they need MANLY DUDE wipes?

Holy shit haha.

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