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asburymike t1_j2dg5li wrote
Hey hey hey
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THcB t1_j2dhy19 wrote
Polar express
AttentionSpanZero t1_j2dkv1h wrote
Call him Fat Albert to his face. Go ahead. Do it.
isecore t1_j2dneoy wrote
Heckin' chonker.
Herge2020 t1_j2dpz39 wrote
It's either a Pizzly or one grubby polar bear.
WittyWitWitt t1_j2drf7r wrote
He's eaten half the village by the looks of it.
Dudephish t1_j2dulsy wrote
Maybe he's just depressed. Have you considered he could be a bi-polar bear?
profstenny t1_j2dv4c5 wrote
Well he does appear to be surrounded by bare dirt in the photo, so….
Chickentrap t1_j2dxkm2 wrote
Albert's cultivating mass
Ok-Resource4048 t1_j2e0w1s wrote
Ice bear and the Fat Albert of Kat
APunnyThing t1_j2e1a0g wrote
More like the village of Kit-Kats
Late_Again68 t1_j2e1rpz wrote
Q: What does Fat Albert eat?
A: Anything he wants
meowinbox t1_j2e2amp wrote
HEY YOU! FAT ALBERT!
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psymunn t1_j2e4npm wrote
Dust and dirt by the looks of it
sky_shrimp t1_j2e62c9 wrote
Albert ate all the pies.
Herge2020 t1_j2e8rak wrote
A grubby bear he is then
Bardez t1_j2e8zn3 wrote
Get the fuck out and take your upvote with you.
aquoad t1_j2e9psz wrote
oh lawd, he comin’
_n1n0_ t1_j2ebc7k wrote
Maybe, but by the look of his head/skull, it looks a bit like grizzly too, so it might be that it is a result od a polar/grizzly breeding ( that thing happens).
Previous_Basil t1_j2ebdyw wrote
A fat polar bear is a happy polar bear. 😬
_n1n0_ t1_j2ebgds wrote
Is it a polar and a kodiak bear mix?
Heron-Repulsive t1_j2eegl3 wrote
He's beautiful
lysergic_818 t1_j2ef327 wrote
Heyy it's Faaat Halpert...
WhollyUnholy t1_j2efbqo wrote
Polar Excess
-maffu- t1_j2efr9s wrote
>...and he lives in a village named Kat.
And you're just going to leave it at that??
How does he live in a village?? Does he have a house? Does he have a postal address? Polar bears will actively hunt humans for food - is that how he came to live in a village, by eating all of the former inhabitants? Is that how he became so fat? Who named him 'Fat Albert'?? Is he in the Mafia? Is there a polar bear mafia? La Pola Nostra? La Cosa Ursa? Because it sounds like a mafia nickname. Poliatore 'Fat Albert' Bearoni. He's a stone cold killer. Perhaps it's a village of polar bears? Is that it? How did they weigh him and his fellow lard bears? Who weighed him? Was there a competition?
Where are you? Answer me! I have to know!
I HAVE TO KNOW!!
harosene t1_j2egdan wrote
O lawd he comin
Dyslexic_Dog25 t1_j2ehniz wrote
id watch a Hank the Tank Vs Fat Albert PPV.
PossessionOk7286 t1_j2ej6cp wrote
Fat Albert is the best
sariaslani t1_j2ejtrw wrote
Who's the goodest boi?
Mrselfdestructuk t1_j2eka4x wrote
And Albert refers to everyone in Kat as "Cunt"
Villager " Hi Fat Albert"
Albert " Cunt"
jordantask t1_j2epq8v wrote
No! Closer!
MonsieurReynard t1_j2eq2q5 wrote
The village is not called Kat. The village is called Kaktovik. Articles about this bear have misspelled it "Katovik," hence the shortened but incorrect name.
Kaktovik is an Iñupiaq village of around 300 inside the Alaska National Wildlife Refuge. I've been there. Lots of polar bears. Learn about it: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaktovik,_Alaska
icubud t1_j2eq5eq wrote
he is just husky!
a great healthy bear
looking up Kat, Alaska but not seeing that such a city exists ???
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joemorl t1_j2evsah wrote
Feels weird seeing a polar bear on what looks like sand
sunflowersundays t1_j2exp2f wrote
I want to move to alaska
PossessionOk7286 t1_j2extnw wrote
To live with Al?
sunflowersundays t1_j2ey5kv wrote
More bears, less humans
notsoentertained t1_j2f31ng wrote
Is he sinking?
kosmoludek t1_j2f3539 wrote
thats enough reddit for today
Tamaska-gl t1_j2f4cdg wrote
But his name isn’t terry
snoozieboi t1_j2f5140 wrote
There's also the possibility of melting ice caps driving them extinct or South creating hybrids , but probably dirt.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grizzly%E2%80%93polar_bear_hybrid
MashTactics t1_j2f5kby wrote
>...and he lives in a village named Kat.
>
>And you're just going to leave it at that??
Well, it used to be Kit Kat, until he ate the first half.
Hankus69 t1_j2f6rcj wrote
Polar expanse
SchrodieGalifrey t1_j2f9dcc wrote
If you're a polar bear, why aren't you white?
Alley-Oub t1_j2f9zoy wrote
Novel_Durian_1805 t1_j2fa22j wrote
THICC BOI
azducky t1_j2fa3hx wrote
Cat population - 0
Majestic_Collar_6075 t1_j2fcylp wrote
He is a bi-polar
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meowinbox t1_j2fe3hz wrote
Yea good idea. Why don’t you go up to him a bit I wanna check his anggy range.
jordantask t1_j2feg0s wrote
After you. I insist.
meowinbox t1_j2ffhz6 wrote
Nooo look at him I think he likes you
jordantask t1_j2fg06l wrote
He told me he likes you. 🤷♂️
HythlodaeusHuxley t1_j2fgdnc wrote
Awe! So many fuzzies!
MaxxB1ade t1_j2fkya8 wrote
I'm less afraid of him than the scrawny lookin ones that have just come out of hybernation.
LargeDisplacemntMode t1_j2fo9ia wrote
Enjoy the show tonight 🤙
InitialNeck9 t1_j2fu10b wrote
Fat Kat
DFL85 t1_j2fu6wc wrote
Albert must be a good hunter
DarkLink1065 t1_j2fxl1q wrote
I mean, if you're a villager, and that dude shows up and makes a den next door, what are you really going to do about it?
anttisaarenpaa1 t1_j2dfkii wrote
Thicc