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AugustHenceforth t1_j29zojc wrote
That must be one of those deeznuts people keep offering me.
KylewRutar t1_j2a199o wrote
Unbreakable
A40 t1_j2a1kv5 wrote
The nutcrackeder
PredatorRedditer t1_j2a1wgi wrote
A tough nut to crack, indeed.
Not____Dad t1_j2a264f wrote
What are deez nuts?
GiantsOfSF1958 t1_j2a2a1u wrote
r/Chinesium
ScoobyDerp t1_j2a30g2 wrote
That must be a tough not to crack, so to speak.
JaiC t1_j2a38fl wrote
I ain't even mad. That's amazing.
Likeyoueasilyamused t1_j2a40e8 wrote
I guess it could nut handle it
TerranPhil t1_j2a4v06 wrote
You did it wrong.
NomenNescio13 t1_j2a502b wrote
What the hell? A walnut? When we were kids we found out we could pretty easily crack one by holding two and squeezing.
How the hell did that kind of nut do that to a metal utensil?
SaberWolf13 t1_j2a56mj wrote
Sounds like a porn title.
thr33prim3s t1_j2a5ezz wrote
Worthy of the phrase "a tough nut to crack".
ughlacrossereally t1_j2a5vly wrote
he is the ONE
ChunkyTaco22 t1_j2a5xxs wrote
ksandom t1_j2a6ewa wrote
It's the nut in the position it was when it broke?
It so; then that will be a contributing factor for why it broke. Ie when the nut is in one of the designated places closer to the pivot the force applied to the nut compared to the force the you apply is much higher. But when you move it out like that, you have to apply a lot more force to apply as much force on the nut as the designated places, which gives you a much higher chance of breaking the nut cracker.
MLgMattsturb8r t1_j2a6kwl wrote
Sometimes you bust a nut, sometimes the nut busts you
isecore t1_j2a6ta2 wrote
NoNut Cracker.
NexexUmbraRs t1_j2a79bo wrote
If you tried to break the nut in the place pictured, it's no wonder it broke.
Torque is calculated by τ=FΔxsinθ, having less torque on the nut and more torque straining the metal results in the above.
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Rudecles t1_j2a9qvk wrote
That’s a nutcrackercracker nut
Moseo13 t1_j2aavqj wrote
The Spurs way : pounding the nuts
excelsior_frenemy t1_j2abhyv wrote
The nutcraker's cracker nut
NoMight178 t1_j2abp3m wrote
Erm what... Are you telling me that if I put 50kN of force on this nut "suddenly" it doubles the load to 100kN of force??! Not sure where you went to school but I'm pretty sure that's not how it works. If we are talking about the speed applied and there being a distance involved that's a different matter but it wouldn't miraculously double the load applied.
ColonelKasteen t1_j2abwmk wrote
That isn't how wear on a tool works. A single nut didn't crack it, it broke on this nut after many years of metal fatigue cracking nuts. A cheap metal nutcracker doesn't have incredible quality control on the steel used and doesn't heal between uses.
alekspiridonov t1_j2ac5x8 wrote
Nut harder.
WheelsMan1 t1_j2aclhe wrote
Username doesn't check out.
Emmons1986 t1_j2acqcq wrote
I am the one who cracks
yodarded t1_j2ad6uj wrote
Under where?
Not____Dad t1_j2ad9tt wrote
Hahaha got ‘em.
jupfold t1_j2adbdr wrote
The people person paper people
erotyk t1_j2afojy wrote
of course it did that's cold cast
tchuruck OP t1_j2afqty wrote
Thank you for taking the time to explain that ! I did however crack the nut correctly. I think the nutcracker had just run its course. I placed the nut incorrectly for the picture because I didn't pay sufficient attention.
FreddieDoes40k t1_j2afukx wrote
Hah, that was my first thought.
tchuruck OP t1_j2afwsd wrote
Interesting ! Thank you for that explanation. I did break the nut in the correct place. I mistakenly placed it incorrectly for the picture.
BloodyRightNostril t1_j2agcro wrote
Cracker ass-cracker
CanuckAussieKev t1_j2ahcvl wrote
I guess he's just trying to generalize how a change in acceleration will affect the force?
NexexUmbraRs t1_j2ahynf wrote
Then did you try breaking it against the seem, or did you push both together?
ksandom t1_j2ainve wrote
That makes sense. It was probably also easier to photograph that way.
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tchuruck OP t1_j2aj503 wrote
I'm not sure I understand the question haha ! I placed the nut where I was supposed to.
chemcounter t1_j2ajp84 wrote
That looks like a lobster cracker instead of a nut cracker.
wallyslambanger t1_j2ajt2w wrote
“Sometimes we break through the barriers that those before us weakened”
-This Nut
NexexUmbraRs t1_j2ak1lt wrote
I'm asking about the orientation of the nut. Whether the line was touching the 2 sides, or if it was parallel to the 2 handles. If it was parallel then it's understandable that it broke because you didn't target it's weak point.
Axeltheone t1_j2aksnn wrote
That's nuts, man.
HumpieDouglas t1_j2apawv wrote
HAHA GOT'EM!
-Lord-Humongous- t1_j2aqcrc wrote
Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don’t
VermineKY t1_j2askig wrote
No nut december man.
exdigguser147 t1_j2at1u4 wrote
If the nut was between the points like in the picture there is zero chance the nutcracker would break in the spot that it did. (From a beam bending standpoint)
Another_go_around t1_j2awb37 wrote
Gotta get a genuine HMQ. They last a lifetime. For real.
quadrantovic t1_j2awhd7 wrote
Wallnut made out of bricks.
Max_P0 t1_j2aylpm wrote
Victory for the bad guy !!!
lochlainn t1_j2aze5i wrote
Ha, fuck you!
-That nut, probably
Sentimental_Thorn t1_j2b054f wrote
Aww nuts
xxamien t1_j2b1fgm wrote
well isn't that a tough nut to crack
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eby5ietc28utid9r4 t1_j2b2bbg wrote
Made in China?
MilkMenace t1_j2b4w8d wrote
You’ve blasted your last nut
CuriousCanuk t1_j2b4z2n wrote
Tough nut
IceNein t1_j2b51rn wrote
Looks like Chinesium. They save five cents a unit and get to sell you a new one every couple of years.
It can be hard to tell just by looking what’s made from quality metal.
yodarded t1_j2b525l wrote
>A cheap metal nutcracker doesn't have incredible quality control on the steel used and doesn't heal between uses.
wait, do quality nutcrackers heal between uses?
IceNein t1_j2b5ai4 wrote
How many cents a unit do they save using that crappy metal, I wonder? Is it really worth the mental association that everyone has that if it comes from China, it must be junk?
ColonelKasteen t1_j2b6139 wrote
Only the REALLY good ones. Like, a William Sonoma nutcracker.
anged16 t1_j2b68q6 wrote
Chad Nut
SonofBeckett t1_j2b6lqo wrote
I hope you brought a hammer out and finished the job, otherwise the other nuts are going to start getting ideas.
spacenadir t1_j2b6sgy wrote
As the legend foretold
8urnMeTwice t1_j2b72po wrote
In Russia, nut cracks you
givemeyourgp t1_j2b8hts wrote
Made from the Uber rare metal that only forms at a asteroid impact site located on the czurxbanglun peninsula in China, melted down at a temperature of 7537854 kelvin, it becomes a NEW element named Chineseum stable enough to forge into nutcrackers.
strawberrycamo t1_j2b9g9d wrote
Damn first nutcracker, who’s next.. Shredder?
BobT21 t1_j2b9n04 wrote
No Nut November?
SJBreed t1_j2ba5ra wrote
Wow. Huge upset
WhatsTheBoxHiding t1_j2bbb1e wrote
To be or nut to be.
Roz_420 t1_j2bdj3v wrote
GibDreyer t1_j2bdoke wrote
The cracker becomes the cracked
smurficus103 t1_j2beycd wrote
Yes. Chinese steel.
smurficus103 t1_j2bfi9p wrote
There are certainly derivatives of acceleration. Jerk is change in acceleration over time. It didn't seem particularly useful for stress calculations, though. I read pretty deep into impulse without much insight into what loading i should use to calc shit. Did some vibrational fea mostly for fatigue life.
This sounds like a fatigue and probably some shitty quality metal
ToiletPumpkin t1_j2bfr12 wrote
They alive, dammit!
srt54558 t1_j2bg3sw wrote
Deezer.com
halothar t1_j2bgnp2 wrote
The nut has become the cracker.
StarCrusherINC t1_j2bi0vt wrote
The devil's nut!
random_buddah t1_j2bi2ho wrote
German nut or chinese cracker. Or both.
drklunk t1_j2bkkxh wrote
But who is the victor? OP or nut?
Advanced_Procedure90 t1_j2bmja4 wrote
tough nut
AberrantMan t1_j2bmrmu wrote
Was this, perchance, taken in November?
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bennymama89 t1_j2bnmbn wrote
Ultimate underdog
Schnoofles t1_j2bovkn wrote
This is more of a process issue than materials issue. It's made with a sintered powder process, which always results in a relatively brittle end product. Sometimes that's totally fine because you don't need the full strength of a cast or forged part, but obviously that wasn't the case here.
As for the China association that'd be from the cost correlation. You can find sintered parts made all over the world, but seeing as the cost of labor is also low then anytime someone wants the lowest possible total cost they're likely to get a sintered version that's also made in China.
Thing_in_a_box t1_j2bpa42 wrote
If it's aluminum, which it looks to be, this isn't too surprising if OP cracks a serious amount of nuts
vito1221 t1_j2bq330 wrote
Probably did this in November.
Ellen_Musk_Ox t1_j2bq8jr wrote
Chinesium
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rndname t1_j2bt5ms wrote
> HMQ
A home made quacker?
cbass481 t1_j2bt7ri wrote
Bane voice “do you feel in charge?”
cheestinax t1_j2bv2mu wrote
The cracknutter!
SammyAceX t1_j2bw689 wrote
Why did I laugh lmaoo
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ByronIrony t1_j2bwwd1 wrote
How many nutcrackers would a nutcracker cracker crack if a nutcracker cracker could crack nutcrackers.
newaccount721 t1_j2bxjzn wrote
Sorry if this is a dumb question, but it sounds like these cheap products made this way aren't inherently dangerous - e.. g. containing toxic metals - but just the process used is the cheapest/fastest but not the best. Is that correct?
CaliRiverRat t1_j2bxmpa wrote
This just made me laugh. Thanks for posting!
newaccount721 t1_j2bxpcy wrote
Wait you could crack walnuts by hand? Damn I must be weak.
WhatsTheReasonFor t1_j2by6r3 wrote
The legends were true.
Schnoofles t1_j2byi29 wrote
All other things being equal, yes. It's just a (much) cheaper process for when you don't require the highest possible strength in the finished material.
Ritty5 t1_j2bzd0k wrote
Going to need a wrench to break that nut.
mandru t1_j2bzj7d wrote
If this happens, you are crackin your nuts wrong.
tchuruck OP t1_j2c208k wrote
Haha well the nutcracker did its duty before it died. The nut was consumed.
tchuruck OP t1_j2c2lv9 wrote
That's true, that works surprisingly well.
tchuruck OP t1_j2c2run wrote
It's a French nut (from le Lot). Chinese cracker is probably correct.
sunny0_0 t1_j2c2vdm wrote
Stop breaking things for upvotes. It's sad.
tchuruck OP t1_j2c2w8u wrote
I did end up eating the nut so it's an integral part of my being now. I guess that makes it the victor.
BaronMostaza t1_j2c3f28 wrote
Everything's made in China, high and low quality, and if you want to avoid things made there you pay three times as much
newaccount721 t1_j2c3ors wrote
Thanks, whenever I get those things and they break easily I am concerned they're not the metal they're claiming to be - but if it's process based it's not great but at least it's not something inherently dangerous
LetDuncanDie t1_j2c4ble wrote
Nutcrackeder
t3chg3n13 t1_j2c4rxb wrote
For some reason I thought ave said centered powder all this time
mikkolukas t1_j2c5s9g wrote
Chrome Vanadium at it again
criket2016 t1_j2c6kav wrote
The tough nutter.
x_lincoln_x t1_j2c7bsh wrote
It made you crack up
ksandom t1_j2c85o6 wrote
Good point. I agree that it is less likely.
Failed_Bot_Attempt t1_j2c9006 wrote
Rare to find a gigas cedar nut this time of year.
Schnoofles t1_j2c90ct wrote
Yeah, it's just a simple way to make a part. Instead of fully melting and pouring to a mold you instead dump a powdered form of the metal into it and then use heat and pressure to not fully melt it, but heat it up to where the combined heat and pressure causes the particles to begin fusing. Relatively speaking it's quick, easy, takes less energy and so on. It is quite brittle, however, and not as strong in general since you don't get nice, long grains in the metal.
Uriel-238 t1_j2c9prr wrote
This is an album cover.
Holdem88 t1_j2c9tgf wrote
Petrified nuts. .. real manly.
Frommar t1_j2cahiv wrote
How would you repair something like this? I have an antique one that's been handed down...which I managed to break in a similar manner
neonphoenix09 t1_j2camaf wrote
Must be one tough nut to crack
madsci t1_j2cbsps wrote
You must have never experienced black walnuts. For those you'd preferably use a big bench-mounted cracker with compound leverage.
Another_go_around t1_j2cf89c wrote
Henry Marcus Quackenbush - the inventor of a couple of cool things including the spring loaded nutcracker. The brand HMQ still produces nutcrackers and they last a life time. Just look for the HMQ logo.
cornholioo t1_j2cllt0 wrote
I bought a 'cast iron' bottle opener in new orleans, it broke within a month of opening normal beer bottles.
RichardFWolf t1_j2cm8jp wrote
The cracker nut
Dennisd1971 t1_j2cnqtx wrote
That’s a tough nut to crack
EvenBar3094 t1_j2coay8 wrote
Metaphorical for my endurance not to crack during no nut November
dontfluffingtouchme t1_j2coi90 wrote
Russian walnut.
blkmexbbc t1_j2cq6ff wrote
Couldn't bust that nut. Must be frustrated.
fiatfighter t1_j2crhu2 wrote
The nut cracker nutterer??
usugarbage t1_j2csxmk wrote
Some days you’re the nut. Some days you’re the cracker. Today it was both.
FroInc1980 t1_j2cwpgu wrote
Ahhh man, deez nuts, sheesh…
vegancookie t1_j2d2zox wrote
Well if you weren’t paying attention for the photo were you paying attention when you cracked the nut? Did you have a nut cracking specialised observing you? OP we have many questions, and I seriously doubt your competency.
/s I came here to see if anyone else noticed the incorrect positioning too :p
tchuruck OP t1_j2d33uy wrote
I'm a pretty decent cracker of nuts, only I was let down by my tool ! I swear on my nutcracking honor, I was using it properly.
vegancookie t1_j2d3miv wrote
A good workman always blames his tools.
tchuruck OP t1_j2d5iud wrote
I agree. Down with them tools.
Moczopend t1_j2d5vt1 wrote
Came for this.
pickles55 t1_j2d7s1f wrote
Cast iron is really brittle, that's why cast iron frying pans weigh ten pounds. They have to be thick to be strong
hiimsubclavian t1_j2d8rgn wrote
WALnuts are sTRONg as hell
SammyAceX t1_j2d9neh wrote
Burstar1 t1_j2db61z wrote
The shell of the previous nut: "Loosened it for you".
NomenNescio13 t1_j2dbg7i wrote
Honestly, when we discovered this we would crack nuts just for the huge-heaping-muscles rush, and we didn't even eat half of 'em. But we were kids, so I'm reasonably confident it takes very little.
PJJefferson t1_j2ddjbl wrote
How were you supposed to know he was Iron Balls McGinty?
Itsjustbeej t1_j2dixi2 wrote
BE UNGOVERNABLE
TQilla t1_j2dj02p wrote
gottem!
AAA515 t1_j2dmiqf wrote
China could make good quality shit too, but we all (myself too) keep buying cheap shit so that's what they make! Supply the demand!
bawaji94 t1_j2dr797 wrote
It's the one
WillLie4karma t1_j2dr9fp wrote
That's not a nutcracker. It's made for lobsters/crabs.
5x99 t1_j2ds1wr wrote
That nut has a dream
IneptAdvisor t1_j2dtymb wrote
USA : 1. China: 0
mibjt t1_j2duvo3 wrote
The nutcracker made with chinesium
robrobreddit t1_j2ezfqh wrote
Oh Sugar
HythlodaeusHuxley t1_j2fhcq7 wrote
Reminds me of the Looney Tunes with the squirrel trying to crack the coconut
Savageparrot81 t1_j29z4f8 wrote
The nutcrackercracker