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guesthouse69 OP t1_j6lkmkj wrote
God u perv stop watchin' me bop the weasel >:^(
osi_layer_one t1_j6lliv2 wrote
to each their own...
i kinda enjoy knowing he's looking down on me. ;)
tacknosaddle t1_j6llkzn wrote
See, I didn't think I had to worry about nuttin' with god, but then fuck 'n Jesus Christ!
ShadisTiger t1_j6logf8 wrote
Cum unto God!!
jpbay t1_j6limr5 wrote
Ah, yes, Olympia, where the dirtiest hippies mix with the right-wingiest right wingers.
guesthouse69 OP t1_j6lj0j1 wrote
Indeed! It's kind of strange here, not sure how I feel about it. Cost of living is also unbelievable, at least coming from AZ. Happy cake day, btw!
alwayslookingout t1_j6lnxu1 wrote
Hi neighbor. Though technically Iโm in Lacey. Things are definitely cheaper here than in northern WA.
guesthouse69 OP t1_j6lqdzi wrote
Howdy neighbor! You're correct, but it's still surprising for such a big town. The nature sure kicks butt though.
notorious1212 t1_j6lqp7m wrote
Went on a group gravel ride in the Capitol forest, can confirm the mix.
Jeramus t1_j6mp7av wrote
A gravel ride in a Washington forest sounds amazing.
NestedForLoops t1_j6o5uv0 wrote
What's a gravel ride?
Jeramus t1_j6o67q6 wrote
Riding a bike off roads usually on gravel or dirt. It usually doesn't involve large rocks or roots like some mountain bike trails.
There are bikes specialized for gravel riding called gravel bikes. They usually have slightly wider tires than road bikes, but are a similar shape.
RTNoftheMackell t1_j6p3lh1 wrote
anti-vaxx central, right?
wildadragon t1_j6lilo4 wrote
So jot that down.
guesthouse69 OP t1_j6lji03 wrote
Note: Taken
NotReallyFamous5 t1_j6llwre wrote
Wit condoms, I ainโt worried bout nuttinโ
guesthouse69 OP t1_j6lqhfi wrote
Wit skrimp something or another, neither am I.
Boring-Rub-3570 t1_j6llo1a wrote
So he basically nuts to God?
Is this his proudest nut?
guesthouse69 OP t1_j6lqfcb wrote
Hahahaha love the username
Boring-Rub-3570 t1_j6lqhv4 wrote
Thanks. Summarizes my sex life.
TravellingWino t1_j6lnnkm wrote
Guess he won NNN already
BlackEyedGhost t1_j6lnitb wrote
guesthouse69 OP t1_j6lr1if wrote
Thank God it was Monty python I was expecting those weird CGI sperm fertilizing the egg videos with the epic music
frostyoni t1_j6m6jrw wrote
I saw that. It was a very challenging wank.
bulboustadpole t1_j6lv7lr wrote
Reddit is really obsessed with how others live their lives and the beliefs they hold.
guesthouse69 OP t1_j6lveu2 wrote
I posted this more so because I thought it was a joke, with the spelling and whatnot. Though I think it is rather sincere, perhaps someone from the south or just wishing they were from the south. But upon further inspection it seems to have just been poor wording.
Tank3613 t1_j6lxb3k wrote
The irony of you, someone obsessed with why someone would post this, making the statement you made, is the best laugh I have had all day.
patteraj t1_j6lpgk4 wrote
Think about God and/or baseball.
guesthouse69 OP t1_j6lr3b2 wrote
My dad always brought grandma into this speech :(
pm_me_ur_OF_pics t1_j6lq8ic wrote
God always has a towel ready
KuhlThing t1_j6ltjxg wrote
With my vasectomy, I ain't worried about nuttin' either.
GingerMau t1_j6m2hqn wrote
I have far more respect for intentional misspellings than unintentional ones.
Not a lot more, but definitely some.
MajCassiusStarbuckle t1_j6llk77 wrote
Wit GOD all tings plossible
[deleted] t1_j6ln2wa wrote
Double meaning here, heโs worried about nothing and God is keeping him pure so he ainโt nuttin
cake_piss_can t1_j6lpfyl wrote
I was wit Brittany for like 4 minutes, and I was definitely worried bout nuttin.
xXMr_PorkychopXx t1_j6lpjnq wrote
Good lord how do people see out their back windows with these things.
Salarian_American t1_j6lpykg wrote
Wit God, I don't worry about nuttin'.
Because I'm not allowed to have sex. Or masturbate.
guesthouse69 OP t1_j6lr5ic wrote
No dad I did not get pregnant from a boy it was HE!
Buster_Brown_513 t1_j6lq3w0 wrote
Apparently nut spelling
McGuillicuddy t1_j6lqxlf wrote
Or how they learned to stop worrying and love the numbness.
Salt-Tangelo-9152 t1_j6lrs6d wrote
So you are not into sex, cool.
Lucalina94 t1_j6lumsi wrote
I'm glad that the god of wits has helped your premature ejaculation
guesthouse69 OP t1_j6lvlf8 wrote
How do I meet this God of wits? Asking for a friend... yeah... uh guesthouse70, my dear friend.
Lucalina94 t1_j6lwfop wrote
Ask the pickup truck driver praying to Wit God. For your friend of course
guesthouse69 OP t1_j6lwxro wrote
My friend says: Thank you :)
Hamizanin t1_j6mbtxt wrote
Wats rong wit eet?
thatcarpenterboy5690 t1_j6me7vp wrote
Maybe heโs sterile?
-wanderings- t1_j6mpndm wrote
In God I nut. Amen ๐
Motor_Complaint_3347 t1_j6msdgy wrote
Wants everyone to know how unworried he us...
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SolidSquid t1_j6mtn8d wrote
Oaths of chastity making a comeback I see!
CapeManiac t1_j6mu9qb wrote
I feel the same way about abortions
Nofame4me t1_j6mur93 wrote
What are you doing step-God ???
s73v3m4nn t1_j6mvsji wrote
Then nut away, my friend, nut away.
ThicklyApplicationed t1_j6my5a7 wrote
Taillights right out of a 2003 fast and furious knock off movie.
ambigramsarecool t1_j6n68om wrote
Not even grammar?
Kaelvoss t1_j6n6gso wrote
God is worried about your education
BertieWilberforce t1_j6o1u9q wrote
I know this post is meant to be funny--and it is--but I grew up in a household imbued with this mentality. Ultimately it's pretty sad. This is the same mindset as the crazies in 2020 who wouldn't mask or take the vaccine. 'Jesus is my vaccine!' they shouted at us.
These are people terrified by their own mortality.
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caitafers t1_j6lki8w wrote
With God, I nut every time.