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caitafers t1_j6lki8w wrote

With God, I nut every time.

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guesthouse69 OP t1_j6lkmkj wrote

God u perv stop watchin' me bop the weasel >:^(

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osi_layer_one t1_j6lliv2 wrote

to each their own...
i kinda enjoy knowing he's looking down on me. ;)

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tacknosaddle t1_j6llkzn wrote

See, I didn't think I had to worry about nuttin' with god, but then fuck 'n Jesus Christ!

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jpbay t1_j6limr5 wrote

Ah, yes, Olympia, where the dirtiest hippies mix with the right-wingiest right wingers.

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guesthouse69 OP t1_j6lj0j1 wrote

Indeed! It's kind of strange here, not sure how I feel about it. Cost of living is also unbelievable, at least coming from AZ. Happy cake day, btw!

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alwayslookingout t1_j6lnxu1 wrote

Hi neighbor. Though technically Iโ€™m in Lacey. Things are definitely cheaper here than in northern WA.

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guesthouse69 OP t1_j6lqdzi wrote

Howdy neighbor! You're correct, but it's still surprising for such a big town. The nature sure kicks butt though.

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notorious1212 t1_j6lqp7m wrote

Went on a group gravel ride in the Capitol forest, can confirm the mix.

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Jeramus t1_j6mp7av wrote

A gravel ride in a Washington forest sounds amazing.

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Jeramus t1_j6o67q6 wrote

Riding a bike off roads usually on gravel or dirt. It usually doesn't involve large rocks or roots like some mountain bike trails.

There are bikes specialized for gravel riding called gravel bikes. They usually have slightly wider tires than road bikes, but are a similar shape.

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NotReallyFamous5 t1_j6llwre wrote

Wit condoms, I ainโ€™t worried bout nuttinโ€™

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bulboustadpole t1_j6lv7lr wrote

Reddit is really obsessed with how others live their lives and the beliefs they hold.

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guesthouse69 OP t1_j6lveu2 wrote

I posted this more so because I thought it was a joke, with the spelling and whatnot. Though I think it is rather sincere, perhaps someone from the south or just wishing they were from the south. But upon further inspection it seems to have just been poor wording.

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Tank3613 t1_j6lxb3k wrote

The irony of you, someone obsessed with why someone would post this, making the statement you made, is the best laugh I have had all day.

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patteraj t1_j6lpgk4 wrote

Think about God and/or baseball.

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KuhlThing t1_j6ltjxg wrote

With my vasectomy, I ain't worried about nuttin' either.

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GingerMau t1_j6m2hqn wrote

I have far more respect for intentional misspellings than unintentional ones.

Not a lot more, but definitely some.

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[deleted] t1_j6ln2wa wrote

Double meaning here, heโ€™s worried about nothing and God is keeping him pure so he ainโ€™t nuttin

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cake_piss_can t1_j6lpfyl wrote

I was wit Brittany for like 4 minutes, and I was definitely worried bout nuttin.

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xXMr_PorkychopXx t1_j6lpjnq wrote

Good lord how do people see out their back windows with these things.

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Salarian_American t1_j6lpykg wrote

Wit God, I don't worry about nuttin'.

Because I'm not allowed to have sex. Or masturbate.

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guesthouse69 OP t1_j6lr5ic wrote

No dad I did not get pregnant from a boy it was HE!

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McGuillicuddy t1_j6lqxlf wrote

Or how they learned to stop worrying and love the numbness.

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Lucalina94 t1_j6lumsi wrote

I'm glad that the god of wits has helped your premature ejaculation

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guesthouse69 OP t1_j6lvlf8 wrote

How do I meet this God of wits? Asking for a friend... yeah... uh guesthouse70, my dear friend.

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Lucalina94 t1_j6lwfop wrote

Ask the pickup truck driver praying to Wit God. For your friend of course

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Hamizanin t1_j6mbtxt wrote

Wats rong wit eet?

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SolidSquid t1_j6mtn8d wrote

Oaths of chastity making a comeback I see!

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CapeManiac t1_j6mu9qb wrote

I feel the same way about abortions

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Nofame4me t1_j6mur93 wrote

What are you doing step-God ???

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s73v3m4nn t1_j6mvsji wrote

Then nut away, my friend, nut away.

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ThicklyApplicationed t1_j6my5a7 wrote

Taillights right out of a 2003 fast and furious knock off movie.

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Kaelvoss t1_j6n6gso wrote

God is worried about your education

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BertieWilberforce t1_j6o1u9q wrote

I know this post is meant to be funny--and it is--but I grew up in a household imbued with this mentality. Ultimately it's pretty sad. This is the same mindset as the crazies in 2020 who wouldn't mask or take the vaccine. 'Jesus is my vaccine!' they shouted at us.

These are people terrified by their own mortality.

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