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heywhadayamean t1_jefqvpy wrote

My sister in law was tried of the asshole that always sat next to her so I forged a ticket so yes, it has the same seat and section as yours. (Hint: that’s what exactly means.)

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Blueberry-Specialist t1_jefrfm6 wrote

Wut? Why not just...buy the seat next to hers?

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heywhadayamean t1_jefslfv wrote

dude--you need to work on your reading comprehension. She HATES you. She doesn't want you to sit anywhere near her. (And honestly, no one else in the section does either, your farts, man, you need to go to a doctor about that.) So I'm sitting your seat, with a ticket that looks exactly (go look up that word, I'll wait...) like yours. So, whatcha going to do, my little name caller?

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